The Goblin Diaries (previously Quitting Smoking)

Gem789 said:
Those twos antics do make me laugh 😂
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They're hilarious when they stretch, literally one foreleg and one hind leg out at a time on the diagonal so they don't fall over. Clearly Cam forgave Bann for the overnight shenanigans because they were asleep in the same bed when I woke up, that or the building work next door was annoying them. Bann clearly didn't expect a foot to the face though, lol.
 
Cam and I have been talking. My sleep's all over the place at the moment and I could do with waking up at "good" hours again, even 9am would be better than what I'm managing. I overslept again this morning and Cam, ever the helpful little goblin, started screaming the second he realised I was awake. Good call, little guy, but I think I can make it better. I need a way of convincing him to start screaming the moment he hears my alarm. I think it would be very useful. Alarms can be ignored, hangry goblins not so much.

I don't know if he's quite "got" it, but if he grasps the general idea, I think I'll be good lol.
 
You need to change your alarm sound to either you yelling "Breakfast!" or whatever you say to them when it is breakfast time. Or you need your alarm to sound like a fridge opening/bag crinkling sound. That should work.
 
We are back into "Snugglesafe in the cuddle cup" weather. Both of them are being used, because I've seen both of them being used. However, every single night when I go to microwave the Snugglesafes again I get the same thing - one of the beds will have a few poops in it, and the other, well. Tip it over and you get a poop avalanche.

I have no idea which of them is the culprit and they're both pleading ignorance.
 
This is Bann's doing, I just know it. They're both claiming ignorance and Cam might be the delinquent but he doesn't quite have the height and reach that Bann does. Plus Bann's the one who eats the bin bags and the dustpan when I'm not looking.

I had to be out this morning and slightly overslept, so I was waiting on having to apologise to the neighbours for the riot in my bedroom and instead, they were just waiting, silently, for their pepper.

I knew it was too good to be true :))
 
I went to go to bed last night* and I walked into my room, switched the light on, Cam's blinking at me with bleary eyes from a cuddle cup and there's a shadow in a covered bed that looks like Bann. But I can hear chewing in the wrong ear. Like in my right ear, and not my left. And I'm scanning the room because oh (bleep) there's something else in the room! And it's only after I've scanned the room in panic for this intruder for several minutes when what do I see but Bann's head, popping out of a tunnel, on the other side of the cage. You know, where I'd hear chewing noises in my right ear?

Thanks, Bann. :doh:

(don't go to sleep at 3am my friends, lest the goblins try to frighten you to death too)
 
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