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I started my online Christmas shopping. So far I have ordered hay cookies, wicker balls, forage baskets, bamboo sticks and timothy hay rings.......I may have gotten a bit sidetracked!
Oh, and more pee pads!
I came across the term swampy pants courtesy of @PerfectPiggyPaws , I have started using it for Master Boris....
 
Dear Master Boris

How dare your Slave have the audacity to call you Piddle Pants and Swampy Pants? Who does she think she is? It is commendable that you keep yourself well hydrated. If you drink a lot and are fed lots of watery veg (by your Slave) then you are going to have to wee it out aren't you? I think you need to show your Slave that you are very unhappy about your new moniker. You have already managed to get her to swap your Hay Cube to a much more delicious Carrot Cottage so well done on that bit of outstanding Slave Training!

Your Slave clearly needs more to do so then she won't have time to complain about you. You need to up your weeing tactics so that your Slave needs to change everything daily. If you slowed down on your peeing performance your Slave would be worried that you weren't getting enough water. Honestly, you can't win!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
@Minnou is the forever wearer of the Bucket of Shame @Truffolo as it was awarded to her by her own piggies Gaia and Minerva.

@exia has probably got a bit bored with dusting and polishing The Cup of Disgrace so can hand it back to @fluffysal as she clearly likes the chores associated with being the custodian of it having been awarded it many times!
 
Betsy said:
@Minnou is the forever wearer of the Bucket of Shame @Truffolo as it was awarded to her by her own piggies Gaia and Minerva.

@exia has probably got a bit bored with dusting and polishing The Cup of Disgrace so can hand it back to @fluffysal as she clearly likes the chores associated with being the custodian of it having been awarded it many times!
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Oh, my SO was so glad I had that cup to polish because its not hairy like my other hobbys 😂

To fluffysal with respect. I guess you can ship the cup back on Sunday! Joe is a bit upset right now. How dare I call him a hobby?!
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