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I started my online Christmas shopping. So far I have ordered hay cookies, wicker balls, forage baskets, bamboo sticks and timothy hay rings.......I may have gotten a bit sidetracked!
Oh, and more pee pads!
I came across the term swampy pants courtesy of @PerfectPiggyPaws , I have started using it for Master Boris....
 
Dear Master Boris

How dare your Slave have the audacity to call you Piddle Pants and Swampy Pants? Who does she think she is? It is commendable that you keep yourself well hydrated. If you drink a lot and are fed lots of watery veg (by your Slave) then you are going to have to wee it out aren't you? I think you need to show your Slave that you are very unhappy about your new moniker. You have already managed to get her to swap your Hay Cube to a much more delicious Carrot Cottage so well done on that bit of outstanding Slave Training!

Your Slave clearly needs more to do so then she won't have time to complain about you. You need to up your weeing tactics so that your Slave needs to change everything daily. If you slowed down on your peeing performance your Slave would be worried that you weren't getting enough water. Honestly, you can't win!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
@Minnou is the forever wearer of the Bucket of Shame @Truffolo as it was awarded to her by her own piggies Gaia and Minerva.

@exia has probably got a bit bored with dusting and polishing The Cup of Disgrace so can hand it back to @fluffysal as she clearly likes the chores associated with being the custodian of it having been awarded it many times!
 
Betsy said:
@Minnou is the forever wearer of the Bucket of Shame @Truffolo as it was awarded to her by her own piggies Gaia and Minerva.

@exia has probably got a bit bored with dusting and polishing The Cup of Disgrace so can hand it back to @fluffysal as she clearly likes the chores associated with being the custodian of it having been awarded it many times!
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Oh, my SO was so glad I had that cup to polish because its not hairy like my other hobbys 😂

To fluffysal with respect. I guess you can ship the cup back on Sunday! Joe is a bit upset right now. How dare I call him a hobby?!
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fluffysal said:
Hubby bought the boys a pack of rosewood harvest festival, it's long dried stems of dill, peppermint, oat grass etc.
I've never seen such a reaction!
It's like guinea pig crack! Sir George even jumped up and snatched a piece from my hand as I was putting it in.
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Those sound scrummy even to me!

No doubt my two would still favour the wallpaper over them though... 😩
 
I just had the loveliest lap time with Master Boris. First he gave my arm a thorough licking, then snuggled up against me, gave a big sigh and went to sleep. After a while he woke up, licked my arm again, ate a couple of pea flakes then went into full sploot mode for another nap. At one stage he even had a footsie out.
This was the most chilled lap time for a while, maybe he's finally starting to mature a bit?
It was utterly adorable no matter what ❤️
 
fluffysal said:
I just had the loveliest lap time with Master Boris. First he gave my arm a thorough licking, then snuggled up against me, gave a big sigh and went to sleep. After a while he woke up, licked my arm again, ate a couple of pea flakes then went into full sploot mode for another nap. At one stage he even had a footsie out.
This was the most chilled lap time for a while, maybe he's finally starting to mature a bit?
It was utterly adorable no matter what ❤️
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Aw Master Boris fully trusts you now. How lovely!
 
Gaia shows me love by refusing to let me touch her. 🥲

I tried to trick her today; I placed her 'magic elevator' (the tunnel she likes to hop inside when she wants to go back inside her cage but doesn't want me to pick her up and cuddle her) on the floor in front of her with the intention of grabbing her before she could get inside. Instead of diving inside straight away as she usually does, she gave me the eye, then ran under the cabinet. When I went to pick up Minerva instead, Gaia scuttled out and off into the magic elevator. 🙄

Gaia: 14,554 Me: 1 (maybe)
 
fluffysal said:
I just had the loveliest lap time with Master Boris. First he gave my arm a thorough licking, then snuggled up against me, gave a big sigh and went to sleep. After a while he woke up, licked my arm again, ate a couple of pea flakes then went into full sploot mode for another nap. At one stage he even had a footsie out.
This was the most chilled lap time for a while, maybe he's finally starting to mature a bit?
It was utterly adorable no matter what ❤️
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No more Mr Swampy Pants now 😉❤️
 
fluffysal said:
I just had the loveliest lap time with Master Boris. First he gave my arm a thorough licking, then snuggled up against me, gave a big sigh and went to sleep. After a while he woke up, licked my arm again, ate a couple of pea flakes then went into full sploot mode for another nap. At one stage he even had a footsie out.
This was the most chilled lap time for a while, maybe he's finally starting to mature a bit?
It was utterly adorable no matter what ❤️
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I've got piggy-love envy 🫠
 
Truffolo said:
No more Mr Swampy Pants now 😉❤️
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Another snuggly lap time, that's 3 days in a row.
Still Mr Swampy Pants....
I've worked out how to make the boys a sort of latrine each. With the thick fleece mats that cover their posing platforms, I make a sort of gutter down the back. This seems to have stopped Sir George feeling the need to dispose of his poops.
 
Master Boris is still doing adorable sleepy snuggles at lap time. I just went to do their spot clean and found that he's moved his posing platform forward a bit and is sleeping with his rear end in the "latrine". I suppose it's appropriate but really........
I was already going to have to give him a bum bath as he stinks of wee.
I bought them both some small wicker balls and Sir George has been very playful, picking it up, shaking and throwing it before going to search for it. He's always a content soul but it's great to see him so perky.
 
Finished spot clean, bum bath and lap time now. There's a large dollop of boar glue on Sir George's humping bunny 🤭
Master Boris would not move off his posing platform. I tried giving his bum a gentle shove so he sat on my hand and weed on me. He then rubbed his entire undercarriage on my hand 🤢. The bum bath became a belly bath too!
Yet another lovely calm lap time though. Thankfully, considering what a mucky little chap he, he's always been very calm when getting bathed.
 
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