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Viennese Furbabies said:
How come you get lot's of kisses and Tessy just nips me all the time?
I know it's probably some kind of honour because she doesn't nip the vet and she doesn't nip visitors, only me (and my mum). But a kiss would be a nice change once in a while. :eek:
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Oh? You're only getting nips? I get full on maulings and headbutts from Gaia. 🙄
 
What a sweetie to give kisses.
Fuzz bit me last weekend, a real full on bite. I was sat here with blood running up my arm, my finger impaled on a tooth and the little b wouldn't let go. He went through both sides of the finger really deep, I suspect the teeth met in the middle. I've had that with a hamster before but not a guinea pig!
 
OUCH! He looks such an angel too!
I used to be quite wary of his teeth but luckily he only tweaked rather than nipped.
 
piggieminder said:
What a sweetie to give kisses.
Fuzz bit me last weekend, a real full on bite. I was sat here with blood running up my arm, my finger impaled on a tooth and the little b wouldn't let go. He went through both sides of the finger really deep, I suspect the teeth met in the middle. I've had that with a hamster before but not a guinea pig!
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Ouch. Maybe you were mistaken for cucumber or some other nummy snack. 😇
 
weepweeps said:
Ouch. Maybe you were mistaken for cucumber or some other nummy snack. 😇
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You saying that @weepweeps, Bramble nearly ripped the pad of my finger off the other night such was her haste to get to the yummy bit of lettuce I was hand feeding her. Luckily, her teeth slipped off my slightly damp finger and didn't penetrate the skin. It hurt for ages after though and it was misshapen for a while where all the flesh underneath the skin had moved under the pressure of her teeth!
 
So many kisses from my golden glamorous darling yesterday, he's turned out to be such a little bundle of affection. Whoever didn't want him has missed out.
Sir George meanwhile is being extremely perky to the point at which The Daddy Slave has noticed. After discussing it we are wondering if he had underlying discomfort that the new pellets have alleviated?
@Guineautopia , have you had this comment from others?
 
fluffysal said:
So many kisses from my golden glamorous darling yesterday, he's turned out to be such a little bundle of affection. Whoever didn't want him has missed out.
Sir George meanwhile is being extremely perky to the point at which The Daddy Slave has noticed. After discussing it we are wondering if he had underlying discomfort that the new pellets have alleviated?
@Guineautopia , have you had this comment from others?
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So my Womble who is about 5/6 now and has arthritis has become a lot more mobile! I’ve also had other comments about piggies mobility improving, which is lovely to hear. Of course I can’t make any medical claims and all I can say is the pellets may help support joints.. xx
 
Dear Miss Bramble,
I have an issue that I need to bring to your attention. The Mummy Slave is threatening to replace my humping bunny. Humping bunny is my favourite and gets lots of affection from me. She says it needs to go because "too much boar glue, it's crusty and feels like it's got a plastic coating "
How can I stop this happening?
Kisses and rumbles,
Dignified Sir George x
 
fluffysal said:
I got it from IKEA and no longer live near one. I will do my best to replace with something he likes.
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IKEA will deliver, & if you splurge on new bath mats or maybe buy a years worth of humping bunnies?! 🤣
Delivery is free when you spend £60.

(You might also know someone in MK who could pop one in the post!)
 
fluffysal said:
Dear Miss Bramble,
I have an issue that I need to bring to your attention. The Mummy Slave is threatening to replace my humping bunny. Humping bunny is my favourite and gets lots of affection from me. She says it needs to go because "too much boar glue, it's crusty and feels like it's got a plastic coating "
How can I stop this happening?
Kisses and rumbles,
Dignified Sir George x
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Dear Dignified Sir George

I don't know what a humping bunny is or what boar glue is and I can't ask my Mum Misty as she will tell me off. So I asked Thea and she said to ask my Mum Misty! I do understand, however, that humping bunny is very special to you and you will miss it when/if it goes. It's only her opinion and clearly is not yours. Can't she pop humping bunny in the wash? Slave does that with our dirty fleeces and they come out clean again surely the same applies to your favourite bunny?

You need to stop your Slave from taking away your very favourite thing. You have to let her know that taking humping bunny will leave you very sad and very unhappy. You must:-
  • look at her all sad a forlorn as if you have the world on your shoulders
  • whenever she goes anywhere near humping bunny give her a quick nip (we don't condone nipping here at the GPU but understand that it is needed on certain occasions)
  • wheek loudly if she manages to grab humping bunny in between your nips.
I hope that the above proves in your quest.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
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