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[Merab]

Micah’s poops are like torpedoes- they’re huge, while Ruth’s are smaller as befits a lady

 

[Betsy]

Dear Boris

I don't think your campaigning is up to much if you can be so easily distracted.

Your GPU Rep

Miss Bramble
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[fluffysal]

Dear Miss Bramble,
I think you might be right.
Yours with kisses, campaign secretary, George

 

[Betsy]

Dear Campaign Secretary George

Just to let you know you can't get round me with kisses. (Nice try!)

Yours unbribable

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[fluffysal]

Dear Miss Bramble,
I have seen pictures of you. I just want to give you kisses.
Yours undeterred,
George

 

[Betsy]

Dear George

My Mum Misty has warned me about boars like you!

Yours determined to keep "nice"

Miss Bramble
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[fluffysal]

Dear Miss Bramble,
I think your mum Misty is beautiful too. Maybe she would like some kisses?
Yours rumblingly,
George

 

[Betsy]

Dear George

My Mum Misty and I are shocked by such behaviour and think you should know better! We were hoping you were a "gentlepig" as that is what you look like. Clearly looks can be deceiving.

Yours scandalised

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[fluffysal]

Dear Miss Bramble and Mum Misty,
I'm very sorry for my behaviour, I didn't realise that it was inappropriate as I have never been in the company of females. I will stop sending you kisses.
Yours despondently,
George

 

[fluffysal]

Dear Posh and Ginger,
Boris and I have kisses to send you.
Yours optimistically, George

 

[Betsy]

Dear George

We accept your apology.

Yours happier

Miss Bramble and Misty

 

[fluffysal]

I just spent more than an hour squishing soaked peas with pliers to make pea flakes! They look right to me but I need to wait for them to cool. My guinea pigs will actually be my guinea pigs,

 

[Betsy]

I just spent more than an hour squishing soaked peas with pliers to make pea flakes! They look right to me but I need to wait for them to cool. My guinea pigs will actually be my guinea pigs,

Now there's a dedicated piggie Slave!

 

[fluffysal]

They like them !!.

 

[AidaB]

I just spent more than an hour squishing soaked peas with pliers to make pea flakes! They look right to me but I need to wait for them to cool. My guinea pigs will actually be my guinea pigs,

Well done, I don't think I would have the patience for that. Glad they got approval from your boys.

 

[fluffysal]

Don't think I will be doing it again though, I got a blister!

 

[Betsy]

Don't think I will be doing it again though, I got a blister!

Just shows your devotion as a Piggie Slave.

 

[fluffysal]

@Betsy , can you inform Miss Bramble of that!

 

[Betsy]

@Betsy , can you inform Miss Bramble of that!

Will do but I doubt you'll come off the Naughty List!

 

[fluffysal]

George couldn't get round her but can she resist this innocent face

 

[Betsy]

Dear George

I am unbribable. Even your innocent looking face won't work. I know that the innocent looking and quiet ones are the worst. I know what you're trying to do and it won't work.

Yours not impressed

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[wheek!guinea]

View attachment 236000View attachment 236001 George likes lap time, he will stretch out, curl up and have a nap. Since Boris has decided that he likes shared lap time George has been very tolerant. Boris is a fidget, he causes a few outraged squeaks when he comes over and tramples George before deciding to settle. When he gets off, it seems like George is grateful. He stretches himself out and, maybe I'm being too anthropomorphic, starts talking to me. It sounds so much like he is complaining about Boris! He doesn't want to get off me because I know his cues for that.

I love their names! What a great duo you have there.

 

[fluffysal]

I love their names! What a great duo you have there.

Thanks. It's actually Georgie porgie and Boris Johnson. Our other original boy was Tim nice but dim.

 

[Betsy]

Our other original boy was Tim nice but dim.

 

[fluffysal]

He was all looks and no brains!

 

[Betsy]

He was all looks and no brains!

I know some people like that!

 

[wheek!guinea]

He was all looks and no brains!

Same though

 

[fluffysal]

Bum baths today. The boys are NOT amused.....

 

[VickiA]

Bum baths today. The boys are NOT amused.....

Will they be invoking the services of the GPU?

 

[fluffysal]

I am on the naughty list FOREVER anyway. Also as it's for their benefit I don't think it's a reportable offence. The laughing at the floofy trousers they now are sporting however.....