I realised that Your English is very good, just like your looksGOSH! you are right! terrible mistake! our teachers at school always recommend: NEVER translate literally from italian to english! (and of course I had bad marks!)
I realised that Your English is very good, just like your looksGOSH! you are right! terrible mistake! our teachers at school always recommend: NEVER translate literally from italian to english! (and of course I had bad marks!)
How did you guess?
Oops, I forgot about that!Erm...your signature? LOL
too nice!! (and a big liar!)I realised that Your English is very good, just like your looks
Ok ok ok I'll take it back. You're not good looking, you're stunning! now come here and have a cuddletoo nice! (and a big liar!)
no problem. We will get loads of money with you naked like that ancient statue and my hand in your butt. Here there are a lot of lively japanese tourists filled with Yen... we will have a great life!
But on summer I am coming to UK, okay? here the hot drives me crazy......
Hey @rome_italy, look at what we have on our kitchen window sill!
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He came from Venice I think
You should be a comedian!That poor man has a tree growing out part of his leg. I've heard of some pretty early examples of prosthesis but that's "bark"ing mad.
You should be a comedian!
I said something last night (not repeatable in here!) whilst doing a rescue, just to lighten the mood a bit. We all need a bit of laughter from time to time, we can rely on you for a gag or two then?You want to wait until I say something funny without intention. I often crack friends up with my response to everyday things and then wonder why they are laughing.
@Cavy Kung-Fu Whenever you feel you can join us on a meet up, you are more than welcome. It would be absolutely fab to meet you! x
It's already been said that you don't need make up, now THAT is a compliment You're on my leaderboard anyway
Is Reading doable for you?Yea I would love to do a meet up, I just work too much and they're quite far away from me being a non-driver
Hopefully I'll get to go to one at least this year!
but those japaneses................... you cannot imagine the scene and the mess they started doing there!
Is Reading doable for you?
Is Reading doable for you?
Uh oh I didn't realise it was on the 9th
I'm going to the Harry Potter studios that day, because I refuse to grow up
Uh oh I didn't realise it was on the 9th
I'm going to the Harry Potter studios that day, because I refuse to grow up
Oh well have to be the next Meet them but not sure I can make that all depends when and where of course ......
don't forget my wrinkles! have a closer look at my pics!Ok ok ok I'll take it back. You're not good looking, you're stunning! now come here and have a cuddle
they are not bad, but the are... infinite! when they walk on a pavement or across a road or simply come into the bus I start having homicidal instincts! and then... they make infinite photos! not only at the monuments, but even at the bins!!! and once even at a funeral!I actually can, I'm part Japanese and that part of the family are CRAZY Such bad tourists too
ARGHHHHH!!!
There's nothing aaaargh about it[you]ARGHHHHH![/you]