Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

She is almost too cute for words! They both pass on their thanks to Dennis!
 
Absolutely @Mamapig! Dennis is writing out the membership card for Oreo now! Dennis thinks that nose stripe is super cool. Newest member is most welcome in the exclusive club!
 
Of course Baby Zoe can join. Dennis says he would like to.meet her one night. He loves her cute fluffiness and her feeties. He was so disappointed when I told him where you live and that he would only ever meet Baby Zoe in a photograph. Her membership card is winging its way to you now.
 
Comet was going to ask if he could join, but I pointed out to him that he doesn't have a stripey nose so much as a white face with eyepatches. He was a tad upset by this but agrees that I'm probably right.

However, he was going to share his thyme with you all (where he found it though I have NO idea, honest) and now he's not, because none of you are in the eyepatches club. Sorry, everyone! He's been hanging around Blitzen too much again :mal:
 
Dennis says that he thinks an eyepatches club should be renamed the Pirate Club! I told him that pirates have only one eyepatch or else they wouldn't be able to see. He thinks I am being picky!
 
Well, Comet says he has one black eyepatch like a pirate (the other one is brown) so it could still be a pirate club, thanks Dennis!
 
@Mamapig Dennis has spotted more potential members for the Stripey Nose Club. The coolest and most exclusive club in town for piggies with white stripey noses! Please fill out an application form for membership (post pictures of all your white stripey nosed piggies with names under each photo) and Dennis will consider whether their application meets the standards of the Club.
 
Well from my other post here is our boy Jameson asking to join! We don’t have many pictures as he is settling in! :love:AAF1A4D4-EEB3-4D64-9305-8D185915BA71.webp
 
Dennis likes Jameson's Application and it is waiting in his intray for the morning when he will be issuing a membership card. Dennis particularly likes how Jameson's white stripe gently widens down his nose and he thinks it is a super cool stripe! He's not sure on the pink tunnel though and thinks it very girly!
 
Betsy said:
Dennis likes Jameson's Application and it is waiting in his intray for the morning when he will be issuing a membership card. Dennis particularly likes how Jameson's white stripe gently widens down his nose and he thinks it is a super cool stripe! He's not sure on the pink tunnel though and thinks it very girly!
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No worries a much cooler and boy like hidey is being sewn by Mom! He came very unexpectedly and this is what we had! Jameson says thank you for the stripe compliment!
 
Dennis thinks that Keziah's stripe needs to go to arbitration. In cases of arbitration Errol 'Official Representative of Pigs Less Striped' (@Kallasia) and 'Right-hand-pig in minority Representation Rosie (@RosieMaia) have the casting votes. Their decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.
 
Whilst Keziah's stripe is very thin, Errol is satisfied it meets the length and positioning requirements. Should Dennis not accept Keziah as a normal member, Errol would be happy to welcome Keziah into the minority subgroup :)
 
I’ve a pair of non piggy boys who are unhappy that the stripes nose club is a piggy only establishment. I shall remind them that they are not to mix with piggles.
 
Dennis will be writing 2 new membership cards one for Sylvia and one for Darcy as soon as they have arrived from the printers! He has had nearly 3 weeks of no new members joining which is just as well as there were no membership cards left and he had writer's cramp!
 
Miss Darcy then, sorry used to seeing it more on males thanks to pride and prejudice
 
Mine has a sort of random beige stripe down it's nose.
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