Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Betsy said:
Dennis thinks that @pig in the city is confused! @Tim's Dale has been refused entry into the club because Dale is very forward and may upset some of the female members who have a sensitive side. Dennis slave is @Betsy not @Tim!
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No l am not confused, at least l wasn't until now! I tagged @Tim because he was the one who brought Arnie to the rescue. Sorry to muddy the waters!
 
Betsy said:
Dennis is hurt by Queenie's rejection of him as he has never had a girl turn him down before. He respects Queenie for this and understands that there comes a point in every girly pigs life when they just have to have babies!
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Queenie apologizes for hurting Dennis's feelings, however she suggest going after her sister Winona - much more of a trouble maker! (I'm sure she wouldn't mind some one night stands!) :raz:
 
emilyjk said:
Queenie apologizes for hurting Dennis's feelings, however she suggest going after her sister Winona - much more of a trouble maker! (I'm sure she wouldn't mind some one night stands!) :raz:
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Dennis is on his way! :sly::sly: Hopefully his wifelets don't find out. He is already in trouble for flirting with Maisie! :yikes:
 
Dennis would love Ebony to join but alas she hasn't got a cool white stripey nose. Only those with a cool white stripey nose like his can join. Dennis is very sorry but on this occasion the application has been turned down. If there is a hint of white on the nose she can appeal to Errol @Kallasia who is the "Official Representative of Pigs Less Striped" and also Rosie @RosieMaia who is his "Right-hand Pig in Minority Representation"
 
Oh no...he's tiny, cute & lovely. Please can Dennis have a re-think. (British values).. and considering all colours of stripes must be paramount in these decisions. Dennis needs to be persuaded to not only favour white stripes but all stripes, colours & breeds x
 
Hoppity.K said:
Oh no...he's tiny, cute & lovely. Please can Dennis have a re-think. (British values).. and considering all colours of stripes must be paramount in these decisions. Dennis needs to be persuaded to not only favour white stripes but all stripes, colours & breeds x
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I'm ready for somepig to launch in to a rousing "I have a dream..." That all pigs be treated equal whether their nose stripe be white, black or ginger :))
 
After careful consideration, Dennis thinks that he still needs his club to be exclusive. All breeds are welcome but he really wants to know how many piggies have cool white stripes down their noses. As self appointed chairpig he feels that he can't make this decision alone as it is such an important one. So he is willing to put it the committee for consideration at the next meeting. So, to this end he is asking founder members @Rocket's Rockets, @Reenie's Bailey and also @Kallasia's Errol as The Official Representative of Pigs Less Striped and Right hand Pig @RosieMaia's Rosie for their thoughts on this. Also he would've interested to hear what His Lordship Mr Brunel @Tewdric has to say.
 
Sophie mason said:
Ah I understand, didn’t realise it was a white stripped nose club, don’t worry I have piggies with those too lol I shall request for them to join later
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Dennis would be very happy to receive applications from your white stripey nose pigs. He really would like to keep the exclusivity of the club to those with super cool white striped noses to keep it an elite club. He likes the fact that only he can be a member out of his clan and he has bragging rights over the other 4. He is 4th in the hierarchy of 5 so he is quite a lowly pig and so he doesn't get much say in what is going on! He would like it noted in the Minutes that he is not racist or anti-white stripe nosest but as chairpig and founder member of the Stripey-nose club the number 1 rule is "All pigs must have a white stripey nose, big, small, wide or narrow".

Dennis has asked to add that he didn't think it would be a good idea to call the club the White Stripey Nose Club as he thinks this is a very silly title.
 
Dennis says of course Harriet, Squeak, Domino, Ruby and Charlotte can join as they all have white stripey noses! He is writing their membership cards as we speak and he will be pawing them over very soon. He loves the way Squeak's stripe also extends to cover an eye. He thinks that is very fetching!
 
Aww, I'm so jealous!

We're thinking about adding a fourth piggy to our small herd, and I'm so excited about that. I can't even imagine having 16 piggies to cuddle.

(one of my life's ambitions is to become a crazy guinea pig lady when I retire from work, I can't wait to do that)
 
Coco would like to apologize for being late to the party but would like to submit applications for herself and other members of the army too join the stripey nose club
Coco
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Penny and Mouse (it's hard to see on this photo since she is so pale, but Mouse definitely has a white stripe!)
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Stanley
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Humphrey
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Harriet
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The piggies would like to thank Dennis for his consideration
 
You just caught Dennis before he goes to the snore pit for the night! He approves Coco's, Penny's, Mouse's, Stanley's, Humphrey's and Harriet's applications and is writing out their membership cards before he goes to bed. He says he'll be round tomorrow night to get to know Harriet a bit better cos he thinks she is a very pretty girl (if he can sneak out that is!).
 
Dennis would like to invite Charlie whose slave is @Jude to join his Stripey Nose Club. The one and only exclusive club for those piggies with cool white stripes down their noses like he has. Benefits include bragging rights over non-members and extra rations of hay and pellets which may or may not be shared with non-members. The application needed is to post a pigture on this thread for confirmation of white stripey nose and then Dennis will issue the membership card.
 
Charlette wants to join Dennis's club too, if she may! :woot: Is her stripe up to par?
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:shh: Don't mention anything to Marla, I fear her stripe is more of a blotch, and wouldn't have a chance in this elite club. :whistle:
 
Charlette is most welcome to join as her stripe is cool. Dennis says Marla is in too as a blotch is just a sort of wide stripe anyway and he likes her curly bum! He is just about to write out their membership cards!
 
Betsy said:
Charlette is most welcome to join as her stripe is cool. Dennis says Marla is in too as a blotch is just a sort of wide stripe anyway and he likes her curly bum! He is just about to write out their membership cards!
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Well, Marla will be thrilled she's made it into the club! (Especially since she hasn't even heard about it yet! :))) And I'm sure she'll be flattered you like her curly bum. You are quite the kind chairpig Mr. Dennis!
 
Betsy said:
So far this club has 3 members. I'm sure there are loads more piggies who want to join this exclusive club! It is open to any pig who has a white stripe down their nose. So far we have @Rocket's Rocket, @Reenie's Bailey and my (@Betsy's) Dennis anyone else want to join?
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@MMGP Dennis would like to know if you have any pigs with cool white stripey noses that want to join? If so please fill out the application form (post pictures here for confirmation).
 
Dennis likes Smudge's cool white stripe. He is now writing out the membership card and will be pawing over to him any moment! Dennis says it doesn't matter if the application form gets lost in the post as it happens sometimes. He has had delays over writing out membership cards as they have gone astray in his inbox. Dennis says the popularity of his club is amazing! He lost count after 50 members! He reckons membership of this highly exclusive club must be over 100 by now.
 
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