Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

GuineaPigGeek said:
Eddie wants to join the stripey nose club. (The other one was Eddie's brother, he died before I picked them up so I got Smores instead.)

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Dennis has already written written Eddie's membership card out @GuineaPigGeek and it is on it's way. He is very sorry to learn of the death of Eddie's brother and sends his condolences.

incredipig_darcy said:
Darcys already in the club :drool: heres a picture anyway though :))View attachment 78428
Darcy says she thinks her white stripe looks fabulous in this picture :love:
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Dennis is very pleased that Darcy is already a member of his club. With so many members now it is impossible for his tiny brain to remember everybody's name! He agrees that her white stripey nose is fab!
 
@Powelly78 Dennis, as self-appointed President of the Stripey Nose Club, would like to invite Stripe to become a member of the most hot and exclusive club in town! It is a club for piggies with cool white stripes down their noses. To become a member Stripe must complete the application form in full (submit a photo showing full white stripe) for consideration by Dennis.
 
Betsy said:
Dennis told me earlier on that as President of the hottest and most exclusive club in town he is not surprised that other animals want to join too but they can't. He said that the rats are just jealous cos they can't join. Guinea pigs rule and are far more handsome than a little ratty any day! Guinea pigs rule!
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The rats wish to point out that in no circumstance did they state their wish to join said club, only that it was a shame it was for one species only.
They alleged that Dennis obviously did not read their statements thoroughly and that if they had wished to join they simply would have taken their case straight to Velvet. ;);)
 
Squeakz said:
The rats wish to point out that in no circumstance did they state their wish to join said club, only that it was a shame it was for one species only.
They alleged that Dennis obviously did not read their statements thoroughly and that if they had wished to join they simply would have taken their case straight to Velvet. ;);)
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Dennis says that threatening him with Velvet will make no difference. Velvet has no say in this matter. She may be top piggy in the herd but he is top piggy in the Stripey Nose Club! Velvet doesn't even have the merest hint of a stripey nose. She may also be his Mum but that is beside the point.
 
Betsy said:
Dennis says that threatening him with Velvet will make no difference. Velvet has no say in this matter. She may be top piggy in the herd but he is top piggy in the Stripey Nose Club! Velvet doesn't even have the merest hint of a stripey nose. She may also be his Mum but that is beside the point.
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Again Dennis has misinterpreted their words. “If they had wished to join they simply would have taken their case straight to velvet.” Is s statement of fact referencing a past possible course of action and is not to be constrewed as a current threat in any way shape or form.
 
Squeakz said:
Again Dennis has misinterpreted their words. “If they had wished to join they simply would have taken their case straight to velvet.” Is s statement of fact referencing a past possible course of action and is not to be constrewed as a current threat in any way shape or form.
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I'm afraid Dennis doesn't believe you. He still says "Guinea Pigs Rule!" So there!:raz::raz: and:raz: again! As far as Dennis is concerned that is the end of the matter.:own::ban:
 
Betsy said:
I'm afraid Dennis doesn't believe you. He still says "Guinea Pigs Rule!" So there!:raz::raz: and:raz: again! As far as Dennis is concerned that is the end of the matter.:own::ban:
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The rats have concluded that Dennis is rather immature in his final response and that he is speciesist. Also he has conducted himself in a way that is not the professional level as befitting of a club president . Clearly he needs to spend more time around his more refined peers Betsy, Meg, Christian and Velvet. :cool:.

That! They believe, is the correct use of :own:.
 
Squeakz said:
The rats have concluded that Dennis is rather immature in his final response and that he is speciesist. Also he has conducted himself in a way that is not the professional level as befitting of a club president . Clearly he needs to spend more time around his more refined peers Betsy, Meg, Christian and Velvet. :cool:.

That! They believe, is the correct use of :own:.
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Dennis says he is now going off to see to the serious side of presiding over the next meeting entitled "How to have fun in a dignified manner and still be President of an Elite Club". He also says he is refined and very professional. He has to act in a manner that is clearly leading by example. If he can have a bit of fun that means everyone else can too! After the meeting he has to get back to checking memberships and making sure no more applications have come in that he may have missed.
 
Because Darcy has been showing off to the other piggies in my herd about being in this wonderful club, the other piggies have become very jealous and would like to also join.

Felicity and Faith would love to join :love:
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Reggie, not sure if it's a white stripe though, more of a white blob. Does it count :hmm:IMG_20171205_205004.webp

Honey, who says she should definitely be in the club as she has a white stripe that has been painted gold :)) IMG_20171205_204054(0).webp

Bumble, who has a beautiful white stripe :drool: IMG_20171205_204551.webp

Boris, who does have a white stripe but you can't see it because it blends in with the rest of his fur :love: IMG_20170904_150540_432.webp

Rosa, who has a lovely white stripe :love: IMG_20180116_173949_982.webp
 
Incredipigs said:
Because Darcy has been showing off to the other piggies in my herd about being in this wonderful club, the other piggies have become very jealous and would like to also join.

Felicity and Faith would love to join :love:
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Reggie, not sure if it's a white stripe though, more of a white blob. Does it count :hmm:View attachment 78802

Honey, who says she should definitely be in the club as she has a white stripe that has been painted gold :)) View attachment 78799

Bumble, who has a beautiful white stripe :drool: View attachment 78800

Boris, who does have a white stripe but you can't see it because it blends in with the rest of his fur :love: View attachment 78801

Rosa, who has a lovely white stripe :love: View attachment 78798
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Dennis says that a white stripe that has been painted gold isn't a cool white stripe so sorry Honey you are not going to get a membership card :no:. Dennis says nice try Boris but a white stripe all over your body is not a cool white nose stripe. Reggie with his white blob will have to go to arbitration with Errol @Kallasia who is the representative for pigs less striped and Rosie @RosieMaia who is his right hand pig.
 
Dennis says that new membership cards for Bumble and Rosa are on the way but they only just got in the club as their nose stripes do extend into more of a nose triangle @Incredipigs. He says the applications for Felicity and Faith were not filled out correctly and need to be resubmitted (full face shots please) before a final decision can be made.
 
Errol thinks Reggie's "stripe" is a difficult one - it is kind of blobby but his main thought was if it is on the head rather than the nose. He'd like to ask @RosieMaia for a second opinion. It may need to go to a vote from Dennis, Errol and Rosie!
 
Well Reggie it looks like your in the coolest club in town thanks to Rosie. Dennis will not argue with him as he has delegated the difficult decisions to more qualified piggies in "The Less Nose Striped Department" Reggie your membership card is on its way. Faith has an all white face so Dennis doesn't think that really counts as a nose stripe and he thinks that Felicity's nose triangle is even larger than Bumbles and it also covers her eyes so unfortunately she will not be getting a membership card either. Dennis is very sorry about this decision as both Faith and Felicity are beautiful piggies but he does need to be quite strict about membership. He hopes they will be understanding.
 
Betsy said:
Well Reggie it looks like your in the coolest club in town thanks to Rosie. Dennis will not argue with him as he has delegated the difficult decisions to more qualified piggies in "The Less Nose Striped Department" Reggie your membership card is on its way. Faith has an all white face so Dennis doesn't think that really counts as a nose stripe and he thinks that Felicity's nose triangle is even larger than Bumbles and it also covers her eyes so unfortunately she will not be getting a membership card either. Dennis is very sorry about this decision as both Faith and Felicity are beautiful piggies but he does need to be quite strict about membership. He hopes they will be understanding.
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Me, Felicity and Faith have decided we will set up our own club called, The White face Club, only for the piggies who have beautiful white faces! Faith says white faces are sooo much cooler then white stripes! :yahoo::raz:
 
In which case Merab wants to know if there’s any possibility in a club for piggies with beautiful golden noses like hers.
She does think Faith and Felicity are rather beautiful.
 
Incredipigs said:
Me, Felicity and Faith have decided we will set up our own club called, The White face Club, only for the piggies who have beautiful white faces! Faith says white faces are sooo much cooler then white stripes! :yahoo::raz:
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That's fine! Dennis doesn't mind at all. Even though he still thinks white stripey noses are cooler than white faces!:raz::raz:
 
@Cherrychops your piggie Rosie can join as she has a supercool white stripe and so can Martha even though hers is more of a white triangle stripe as it doesn't cover her eyes she is in the coolest club in town. Dennis is happy to write out their membership cards.
 
Betsy said:
@Cherrychops your piggie Rosie can join as she has a supercool white stripe and so can Martha even though hers is more of a white triangle stripe as it doesn't cover her eyes she is in the coolest club in town. Dennis is happy to write out their membership cards.
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Aww thank you
 
Cherrychops100 said:
Rosie isn't a manly name? I don't know what you mean :)
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When I originally adopted my boar, he was very young and his gender wasn't obvious. As a result, I missexed him, and he's now called Rosie (he knows his name, so it's too late to change it).

So I was just joking - by now, I'm so used to Rosie being a boys' name in our home, that I'm always surprised when I see sows/girls being called Rosie.

I know there is a boar called Poppy on the forum, too. He must be Rosie's long-lost brother or something.
 
RosieMaia said:
When I originally adopted my boar, he was very young and his gender wasn't obvious. As a result, I missexed him, and he's now called Rosie (he knows his name, so it's too late to change it).

So I was just joking - by now, I'm so used to Rosie being a boys' name in our home, that I'm always surprised when I see sows/girls being called Rosie.

I know there is a boar called Poppy on the forum, too. He must be Rosie's long-lost brother or something.
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Haha! You made me giggle :xd::))
 
Dennis is writing out Ella's membership card right now @Cherrychops100 and says that he may visit her one night as she is beautiful! He would also like to officially invite Coralberry and Inkberry whose slave is @teddymouse to formally apply for the coolest club in town! Please post full facial shots for his consideration.
 
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