Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Swissgreys said:
Lucy says she would like to join if you accept slightly wonky stripes.
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Ruby says she thinks facial stripes are quite overrated, and she will bite anyone who dares to disagree.
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Lucy, Dennis says wonky stripes are the best! Welcome to the club! Ruby cannot join his club as it's only for those piggies who have cool white stripes on their nose and although he thinks Ruby is a very lovely looking pig threats of violence will not be tolerated!
 
Jet is now requesting a 'devilishly handsome black pigs club'. I've said it's difficult as you can't get a good photo of a black piggy....
 
Gem789 said:
I’ve got 2 stripey nose pigs, one called baby pig who’s getting on for 4 years old now lol and Guiseppe, he’s the ginger, white and dark brown colour.

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Dennis is sorry for the late reply and the pawing out of membership cards to Guiseppe and Baby Pig and would like to welcome them to the club. He has been delayed in the handing out of their membership cards as they somehow got dropped on the floor and his wifelets pooped on them so he had to reissue them and all this takes time!
 
Betsy said:
Winona is a welcome new addition as she is gorgeous with that lovely white stripe and Dennis is sure she has a sister with another white stripe if so could you please post a pigture so that she may become a member too?
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Hehe, Queenie wasn't sure if hers was a stripe or a blob! But she's totally in too!

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FlannelPig said:
For your consideration, i present Richard! He enjoys long walks on the beach, fleece and strawberries.
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Richard is now the proud owner of a membership card!
emilyjk said:
Hehe, Queenie wasn't sure if hers was a stripe or a blob! But she's totally in too!

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And so is Queenie (Dennis would like to pay Queenie a quick visit one night :sly:but he can't let his wifelets know this fact!)
 
Betsy said:
Richard is now the proud owner of a membership card!

And so is Queenie (Dennis would like to pay Queenie a quick visit one night :sly:but he can't let his wifelets know this fact!)
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Dennis is a naughty boy! (But mom isn't entirely opposed to teddy babies either :sly:)
 
Dennis would like to invite @Tim's Dale into the Stripey-Nose Club. If all his other piggies have cool white stripes down their noses like his they are welcome to joint too. The application is easy all that is needed is pigtures for Dennis to scrutinise, If the stripes are very small they need to be verified by Errol who is "Official Representative of Pigs Less Striped" and right hand pig in minority representation - Rosie.
 
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Kallasia said:
@Betsy just updated my signature, at Errol's request of course :P
:luv: Proud mummy of two beautiful boars; Binky and Errol :luv:
Errol is "Official Representative of Pigs Less Striped" with right-hand-pig in minority representation, Rosie! Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club? :clap:
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Dennis loves this new signature @Kallasia and apologises to Errol for the delay in replying. For some reason this got put to the bottom of his in tray and he has only just got to it. With the number of new membership cards he has had to write out he has been somewhat busy!
 
Betsy said:
No teddy babies I'm afraid -Dennis is neutered :soz: But he can still have fun!:whistle::sly::D
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Queenie sends her apologies but she said she needs a serious man in her life, one that will pay the hay and water bill and give her lots of furry babies. ;)
 
Betsy said:
Dennis would like to invite @Tim's Dale into the Stripey-Nose Club. If all his other piggies have cool white stripes down their noses like his they are welcome to joint too. The application is easy all that is needed is pigtures for Dennis to scrutinise, If the stripes are very small they need to be verified by Errol who is "Official Representative of Pigs Less Striped" and right hand pig in minority representation - Rosie.
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Sadly, Dale does not have a stripey nose :soz: But has a pair of gorgeous kissable lips
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Fancy a snog? :wub:
 
emilyjk said:
Queenie sends her apologies but she said she needs a serious man in her life, one that will pay the hay and water bill and give her lots of furry babies. ;)
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Dennis is hurt by Queenie's rejection of him as he has never had a girl turn him down before. He respects Queenie for this and understands that there comes a point in every girly pigs life when they just have to have babies!
 
Betsy said:
With a very forward attitude like that Dennis is very pleased to reject the application of Dale!
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Dennis would like to add that his rejection of Dale's application is mainly due to the fact that Dennis thinks that Dale's manner may cause offence to some of the more sensitive girls in the club and this cannot be tolerated. Along with the fact that Dale thinks he doesn't have a cool nose stripe of course.
 
Betsy said:
Dennis would like to add that his rejection of Dale's application is mainly due to the fact that Dennis thinks that Dale's manner may cause offence to some of the more sensitive girls in the club and this cannot be tolerated. Along with the fact that Dale thinks he doesn't have a cool nose stripe of course.
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Jet would like to invite Dale into the 'Smoochy Bear Club' for all smoochy bears with kissable lips (perks include trips to the refrigerator). Binky is asking whether she could spend half an hour with Dale because she is seasonably hot at the moment.
 
This is a call to all members of the Stripey-Nose Club. Dennis would like to extend a big welcome to all of you (and especially to His Lordship Mr Brunel) and say that membership in just 5 days has exceeded all expectations and there are now more than 50 members! The membership line is still open to all those piggies with white stripes on their noses big or small, wide or narrow. To those 4 members who asked about jackets, Dennis is very sorry to report that club funds don't extend to such an extravagance and that you can all have extra hay and pellets instead.
 
His Lordship Mr Brunel is very pleased to hear about the extra pellet ration and will let his slave know about it this evening.

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He'll even share it with his three non stripey nosed ladies!
 
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Dennis was right to grant the title His Lordship to Mr Brunel and is very pleased that the title is not going to his head!
 
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