Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Betsy said:
Dennis likes the fact that Mr Brunel is so dignified and welcomes him into the club with a warm paw shake. Dennis says he thinks Mr Brunel looks like a piggy version of a statesman so would also like to award him the Honorary title of His Lordship. Dennis reserves the right to untitle him at any time if the award goes to his head and he starts to show off. This is a one off award and no others will be granted.
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Mr Brunel (His Lordship) doffs his hat and warmly grasps Dennis by the paw in acknowledgement of the great honour that has been bestowed upon him.
 
Betsy said:
Dennis would like to welcome the newest member who is Reece Cup who's slave is @Mahcobaye! Dennis says that he thinks Reece Cup's stripey nose is very cool. He also would like a picture of Reece Cup on this thread so everyone can appreciate how cool the stripey nose is!
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Thank you so much! I’ll have to add a photo soon!
 
Betsy said:
So far this club has 3 members. I'm sure there are loads more piggies who want to join this exclusive club! It is open to any pig who has a white stripe down their nose. So far we have @Rocket's Rocket, @Reenie's Bailey and my (@Betsy's) Dennis anyone else want to join?
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Betsy said:
Cissy, Drommy and Tonks are all welcome to join the stripey nose club! and no I am not a racist Bella its just that Dennis wanted to know how many other piggies had white stripes down their noses as he does and he thinks he is a very handsome boy because of his very white stripe. He thinks that you Bella are a very gorgeous girl. Dennis also has white trousers. He has asked me to post some pictures of him especially for you Bella so you can appreciate how very handsome he is (Dennis may be the runt of the litter but he is also very arrogant!)

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RosieMaia said:
Are teeny-tiny stripes accepted into the club? Pretty please with sugar on top? :inn:

Rosie reeeealy wants to hang out with the cool stripey-nosed kids :nod:

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If not, Alice surely should meet the admission criteriaq not only having a white nose, but also white cheeks. Right?

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Your Rosie is gorgeous! And your Alice is like a lady version of my Porky!:love: I reckon they’d be besties :P
 
Kallasia said:
@Betsy Errol would like to know if he could perhaps become a representative for those who are "less well endowed" with their stripes!

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I have asked Dennis and he said "yes of course". Dennis is only too pleased to delegate this job to Errol. Dennis says any more suggestions from any members will be considered by the Committee of @Rocket's Rocket and @Reenie's Binky and Dennis of course. Although I have my suspicions that Rocket and Binky won't be consulted at all!
 
Betsy said:
I have asked Dennis and he said "yes of course". Dennis is only too pleased to delegate this job to Errol. Dennis says any more suggestions from any members will be considered by the Committee of @Rocket's Rocket and @Reenie's Binky and Dennis of course. Although I have my suspicions that Rocket and Binky won't be consulted at all!
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Errol is chuffed to hear that and would like to propose "Official Representative of Pigs Less Striped" as his official title xD

Also, I do think you mean @Reenie's Bailey not my Binky :D
 
Kallasia said:
Errol is chuffed to hear that and would like to propose "Official Representative of Pigs Less Striped" as his official title
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Right that is now in the Minutes of the meeting so that is Errol's title with Rosie as right-hand-pig.
 
VickiA said:
This is Maud. Foster piggy for the Potteries GPR. Available for adoption with her mum and sister once she has completed her quarantine period. Little beauty.

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Dennis says :love::love::love::love::love: to Maud! He would like to visit her at some point to get better acquainted! His wivelets are not keen however and Velvet has given him a right royal telling off! What Velvet says goes no question! No one DARE go against what Velvet says. Dennis is now feeling very sorry for himself!:soz:
 
Dennis has superb taste. I must say when I retrieved this little bundle from a pile of hay my heart missed a beat. Agouti, crested, white stripe, petite. All the things I LOVE in a piggy. Good job she is only a temporary resident.
 
Bobby, who has been oh so jealous of Bailey, would like to apply for membership of the 'Lesser Striped Cavy' Sub-group. Bobby says he's extra special because he has a dotted white line - a bit on his chin, a bit on his nose and a bit on his quiff. He also has a ginger foot, two black feet and a white foot. Bailey has turned his back on him in disgust for being a total sycophant.



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Dennis likes syncophants because it makes him feel more important! He is 4th in line in the pecking order of 5 so he is quite an underpiggy anyone who can make him feel extra specially important is good! Dennis would like him to join but as he has already delegated this role to @Kallasia's Errol, Bobby really needs Errol's approval but if Errol says no then Dennis would use his casting vote and overturn the decision!
 
Welcome to Caramel and Mistletoe! I'm afraid as jingle only has a white tip to the fringe and not a strike Dennis will not allow her to join! Jingle could always lodge an appeal with Errol of course or Rosie!
 
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