alpacasqueak
Forum Donator 2022/23
Thea is awaiting some complaints! She LOVES those names!I’m soooo looking forward to letters of complaint to the GPU by The Right Hon. Sir Frederick Scaramouche and Sir Timothy David Fandango. This is going to be a riot!
They now join in every time the others wheek, I suspect they've worked out it probably means food is on the way. They are getting quite brave, Timmy especially is sitting out in the open looking at the humans with a puzzled look. They dive for cover if one of us does so much as twitch but it's a start. I will be delighted if I can get them to take food by hand.
Sometime ago I said if we ever hand more piggies I would call them Scaramouche and Fandango, (I'd been listening to Queen!). When these two arrived those big names didn't seem to suit such tiny animals, neither did Dave, I've always wanted a guinea pig called Dave. Besides we might be able to go back in the vets waiting room one day and I can just see the vet calling them in to see her, there's no way I'm registering at the vets with the names my partner has now decided they have!
My Partner has decided they are:-
The Right Hon. Sir Frederick Scaramouche and Sir Timothy David Fandango.
Especially when you think they will add my surname as well! A guinea pig with a double barrelled surname Whem we named Brillo I didn't think about him having my surname, added together it's a wonderful tongue twister.I don't wish any pet illness, but... I'd pay good money to be in the waiting room the first time a vet has to call one of those names.
After all I said, I was holding out so well. @alpacasqueak
These two are 5ish months old and needed a home. I got tip off about them and couldn't resist a look. They were living in a 120 x 60cm cage and bickering. The peruvian/peruvian cross? has a couple of nip scabs on his back, they are just very tiny. He is also very underweight, just skin and bone under all that fluff. They are settling in well now they have a bigger cage, we have managed to shoehorn in a 4 x 2 C&C (know it should be 5 x 2 but it's the best I can do at the moment) having dismantled a shelving arrangement in the alcove. Fingers crossed I can keep them happy together.
Meet Freddie and Timmy.
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It's my partners fault he persuaded me (didn't need much persuading to be honest). I'm still counting 6 of everything when I prepare veg. He said I would always wonder what happened to them if I didn't take them. Timmy (long haired) reminds me of a boar I had about 20 years ago. He will get a hair cut once he's settled in a bit more. He's called Timmy after the old Timotei advert, he flicks his hair back over his head and out of his eyes, it's so funny. Freddie is completely black on one side and has that stripe and some mottled beige hairs coming through on the other.
Thank you. Ffwlbri was adorable, he is very much like her.Timmy reminds me soo much of my Ffwlbri (Moonlight, 2011-19); he could be her son!
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I wish them all the best and a long and happy life together!
Dear Guinea Pig Union,
My colleague and friend Professor Timothy Fandango and I are rather distressed to discover our new address is The Bungalow, Under The Old TV Shelf, The Living Room. I mean what kind of address is that for two distinguished chaps like ourselves. There are four other fellows living here in Pigglington Court. These sound like rough types, what are boars of the lower orders doing living at such an abode. Whilst we do not like to complain as this accommodation is far superior to our last home, we do feel we deserve a better postal address. Any advice you can offer will be greatly appreciated.
Yours faithfully
Sir Frederick Scaramouche
cc @Betsy
Dear The One and Only Thea,
Red, Brillo, Nugget and I are absolutely mortified that young Freddie has written to you. Where do the young get their imaginations from these days? Freddie and Timmy are very young teens who don't have a title between them (not a polite one anyway). They will one day move into The Court when a double appartment becomes available. As none of us are planning on moving on soon they may have to have patience in this matter for some time. They will also need to work hard to deserve this honour. The humans here are very fair in their expectations in the area of our exployment which consists of, mowing the grass when the weather permits, producing lots of poop to fertilise the garden, looking cute and standing still in the cage for a head scratch. Except for the volume of poop the youngsters are so far very short of what is expected from them, they need to pull their socks up. Needless to say we will be keeping a very close eye on them in future.
Yours sincerely,
Caspian, senior guinea pig.
cc @Betsy
Don't know what happened there. The intro and Caspy's photo is in the right place when I try to edit but it posts wrong!
They look all right to me, on my phoneDon't know what happened there. The intro and Caspy's photo is in the right place when I try to edit but it posts wrong!
There sure are! Love them all and their funny ways to bits.You have a very handsome bunch of boars there, @piggieminder
He wears it well xRed's health problems are still on going, main cause we have now discovered is arthritis in his back knees. He is on painkillers for life now. He's still a really cheeky boy and my only cuddler.
The rest are all doing well.
Timmy is sulking with me though, he's had a hair cut. Not too drastic at the moment, it's gone cold here and I don't want it to be too much of a shock. Just enough to stop it dragging on the ground. It looks like Freddie is now growing one of those little tails like Rusty used to have, another candidate for the scissors soon!
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A little old fashioned but I don't mind! Sorry, showing my age.He wears it well x
Nothing wrong with a bit of RodA little old fashioned but I don't mind! Sorry, showing my age.