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The boys spent a couple of hours last night squabbling and being generally smelly. I came down this morning half expecting to find their bond broken but peace is restored although there's a fair amount of hay and poo scattered far and wide in the room. I think they're punishing us for planning a holiday!
I have to admit though that Sir George looks rather magnificent in full hackles up rumblestrut mode.
 
fluffysal said:
The boys spent a couple of hours last night squabbling and being generally smelly. I came down this morning half expecting to find their bond broken but peace is restored although there's a fair amount of hay and poo scattered far and wide in the room. I think they're punishing us for planning a holiday!
I have to admit though that Sir George looks rather magnificent in full hackles up rumblestrut mode.
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Minerva performs a magnificent rumblestrut too but Gaia is never impressed with it, quickly corrects her and then Minerva either runs off and has a huge tantrum or popcorns around like a lunatic for reasons only Minerva knows.... Maybe she likes being told off?
 
I swear Master Boris is part chameleon. It took me a good minute to find him earlier. Eventually I did, he was curled up in a tight ball under a hammock.
I don't know how but he has an unerring ability to be difficult to see. How on earth is a bright gold piggy camouflaged against bright blue correx?
 
fluffysal said:
I swear Master Boris is part chameleon. It took me a good minute to find him earlier. Eventually I did, he was curled up in a tight ball under a hammock.
I don't know how but he has an unerring ability to be difficult to see. How on earth is a bright gold piggy camouflaged against bright blue correx?
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There can be only one answer: He teleports. The reason you didn't see him earlier is because 0.0005 seconds ago he wasn't there at all.
 
In the words of Mrs Doyle….a nice cup of tea….go on go go on go on 😂
 
Minnou said:
I predict that when you get back, the boys will be chubby little monsters and they will have picked up a few interesting new behaviours to keep the Slaves in check. :p
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I fear you may be right as I noticed in todays wheeksapp picture update from the pigminder that the boys have peaflakes in with their pellets! Also their veggies have been chopped up small and presented beautifully.
They are going to be absolute divas.....😭
 
fluffysal said:
I fear you may be right as I noticed in todays wheeksapp picture update from the pigminder that the boys have peaflakes in with their pellets! Also their veggies have been chopped up small and presented beautifully.
They are going to be absolute divas.....😭
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The girls were trying their luck with family who were round yesterday.

"What can I give them?" "You could give them a few pea flakes" I said, thinking they'd like to hand feed them.

But they were terrified Gaia would take their fingers off so they poured them into their bowl instead and I think Minerva got 1... 2 at best because Gaia gobbled them all. 🙄
 
fluffysal said:
The boys are not talking to me, The Daddy Slave or Auntie. We are getting dirty looks and Sir George has chattered his teeth at me 😔
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You left them to go and run through a glorious meadow and eat fresh grass all day (that's what they think you were doing) and they are feeling both neglected and envious. :c
 
Pigminder came by earlier, HE got a greeting!
Master Boris is back to normal (as normal as he gets anyway) with me, Sir George is getting there. Auntie is here, she got a (very gentle) nip and a telling off from Sir George but I don't think Master Boris has the attention span to hold a grudge 😂
 
fluffysal said:
I have discovered that grass and dandelions are the key to forgiveness.
Master Boris gave me a lovely snuggle and fell asleep on my bosoms. Unfortunately he had terrible wind that was both loud and stinky 💤💨🤢
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My two would overthrow the goverment, launch WW3 on an entire continent and even *gasps* forgive me for some grass.

Mine have stinky farts and poops after eating grass as well though. :xd:
 
fluffysal said:
Sometimes I wonder about Master Boris.... He has taken to sleeping under one of the water bottles. Every so often he gets a drip of water on his head, wakes up, looks at the offending bottle..... Then puts his head down and goes back to sleep in the same place...🤔😂
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Gaia always sleeps with her butt under the dripping water bottle. 🙄
 
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