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Dear forum piggies,

Thank you for the advice, it is much appreciated. You had a point about co operating, my slave got me out for evening eye drops and I got some tasty coriander to nibble. I didn’t close my eyes today and I was rewarded with more coriander!

I suppose my eyes are less itchy and sore when the dreaded drops go in. That means I can run through more hay without them getting dry

And when I do run through hay I get more tasty treats while my slave checks me over 😂

Hope you are all continuing your own battles

Survival wheeks,
Tofu
 
Dear Everypig,

Haypokes are evil. Why does delicious hay like causing such injuries? The Human keeps asking how I avoided haypokes for over two years and then got at least 4 in the last six months without a change in the hay.

Don't think the Human is asking out of sympathy or pity though. He mutters about "expense" and "bills" too much for that.

- Bann
 
Hellooooo Piggies!

I have very beautiful fur that is wavy and makes me look lovely (Think L'Oreal advert beautiful). To keep it my fur looking this way, I suffer my Slave grooming me every morning. She always does my wonderful cape first which doesn't hurt. Then she gets right underneath the fur at my bum and works her way up my back. Slave says I have velcro fur and every thing sticks in it. She combs out bits of hay, hay seeds and forage. It gets a bit tangled and I hit out with my back legs and complain a lot. Sometimes I shriek in pain but my Slave knows I'm not in pain as "the dreaded comb of agony" is nowhere near my fur. I just do it for fun! When I was little and I was getting used to "the dreaded comb of agony" I nipped my Slave when she got to a snag that hurt. I don't do that now as I got told off (I had my chin lifted up). I don't like being told off, I want to be a good piggie.

You too can be a Survivor of the grooming session. You are not the only piggie to endure "the dreaded comb of agony".

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
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It is something to consider though. It is so simple in rabbits, you have to neuter them, but then you can keep a mixed pair with no fear of a population increase. I worry that my boys might be lonely 🍒
 
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Fellow survivors, you know when you kicked a near death-experience and then loses your best friend and oxygen? Thats my year. On top of that my slave just cant stop stare at me when I eat, sleep or poo. She really doesn't get I'm a beautiful abby with a very high sense of integrity! My new buddy is a little trouble that wants to be very close and rumble alllllll the time. I have to tell him I'm the alfa like every 30minutes. He listens. And then he tries again.

I'm Joe. I'm a disturbed survivor.
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Dear Joe,

My slave stares at me, too. Something about almost losing me. But with all the meds and syringing we became very close.

I hope your buddy behaves. Mine bullied me when I was sick, so we each have our own cage.

I love your hair,
Stripe
 
Ramia said:
Dear Joe,

My slave stares at me, too. Something about almost losing me. But with all the meds and syringing we became very close.

I hope your buddy behaves. Mine bullied me when I was sick, so we each have our own cage.

I love your hair,
Stripe
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Are you mamas baby in disguise too? I dont tolerate other hoomans at all. But I can sleep in mamas arms for hours after my sickness.
Sometimes I wish I had my own cage too, but I'm too much of a piggies-pig to live without a companion. I'm even nice to our neighbour Kongo and chats to him through the divider. And thanks to my hair I always win that the king-throne! I recommend you to pretend youre an abby and fight back.
 
Betsy said:
Hellooooo Piggies!

I have very beautiful fur that is wavy and makes me look lovely (Think L'Oreal advert beautiful). To keep it my fur looking this way, I suffer my Slave grooming me every morning. She always does my wonderful cape first which doesn't hurt. Then she gets right underneath the fur at my bum and works her way up my back. Slave says I have velcro fur and every thing sticks in it. She combs out bits of hay, hay seeds and forage. It gets a bit tangled and I hit out with my back legs and complain a lot. Sometimes I shriek in pain but my Slave knows I'm not in pain as "the dreaded comb of agony" is nowhere near my fur. I just do it for fun! When I was little and I was getting used to "the dreaded comb of agony" I nipped my Slave when she got to a snag that hurt. I don't do that now as I got told off (I had my chin lifted up). I don't like being told off, I want to be a good piggie.

You too can be a Survivor of the grooming session. You are not the only piggie to endure "the dreaded comb of agony".

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Miss Bramble,
can you please teach Joe how to not panic during grooming? After 4,5 years the slave just checked out and let him look like a little piece of trash walking around until its bathing time. He kicks, he flips, he acts like he got rabies. Its ok to trim the nails but dont even think about grooming this little pokemon.
 
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Fellow survivors, you know when you kicked a near death-experience and then loses your best friend and oxygen? Thats my year. On top of that my slave just cant stop stare at me when I eat, sleep or poo. She really doesn't get I'm a beautiful abby with a very high sense of integrity! My new buddy is a little trouble that wants to be very close and rumble alllllll the time. I have to tell him I'm the alfa like every 30minutes. He listens. And then he tries again.

I'm Joe. I'm a disturbed survivor.
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Dear Joe,
Please be aware that your slave is just about to be disciplined by Miss Bramble as (despite your lovely floofy trousers) picture number one needs to be on Boars Galore 🍒.
We know the feeling.....🤣
Rumble, rumble, rumble,
The Beastie Boys
 
fluffysal said:
Dear Joe,
Please be aware that your slave is just about to be disciplined by Miss Bramble as (despite your lovely floofy trousers) picture number one needs to be on Boars Galore 🍒.
We know the feeling.....🤣
Rumble, rumble, rumble,
The Beastie Boys
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Oh my, I didnt notice he was showing off the whole church until now 😂 Now he has to survive being the creepy pig posting inappropriate pics too. Poor Joe
 
Dear @exia

I am only here to provide piggies with advice on how to train their wayward Slaves into being well behaved ones and NOT to tell piggies how to behave. To that end I'll not tell Joe how to behave when being groomed but I am going to give you a SEVERE warning about posting inappropriate pictures of him on the open forum when they should have been put on the one and only thread that I have reluctantly had to approve Boars Galore 🍒.

For this offence your name will be put on The Wall of Shame forever. Your name will also be engraved on the Cup of Disgrace which I will be instructing @Minnou to pass to you. She will be very pleased to pass it on having been the holder of it for many months. She will be forever the wearer of the Bucket of shame as this was awarded by her own piggies Gaia and Minerva.

As for saying that Joe is looking like a piece of trash well .... words fail to describe how I feel about that description! I'll be sending Joe a wheekmail letting him know what to do to teach you a lesson for calling him that. Be afraid ..... be very afraid......

Every piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear @exia

I am only here to provide piggies with advice on how to train their wayward Slaves into being well behaved ones and NOT to tell piggies how to behave. To that end I'll not tell Joe how to behave when being groomed but I am going to give you a SEVERE warning about posting inappropriate pictures of him on the open forum when they should have been put on the one and only thread that I have reluctantly had to approve Boars Galore 🍒.

For this offence your name will be put on The Wall of Shame forever. Your name will also be engraved on the Cup of Disgrace which I will be instructing @Minnou to pass to you. She will be very pleased to pass it on having been the holder of it for many months. She will be forever the wearer of the Bucket of shame as this was awarded by her own piggies Gaia and Minerva.

As for saying that Joe is looking like a piece of trash well .... words fail to describe how I feel about that description! I'll be sending Joe a wheekmail letting him know what to do to teach you a lesson for calling him that. Be afraid ..... be very afraid......

Every piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Dear Miss Bramble,

We are so glad you a acknowledge our slaves behaviours. She's just doesn't have any manners. As an punishment we will take over the whole living room and roam free tonight and she will clean. We also demand some basil and coriander to consider to forgive her for that picture (Joe is a bit proud, but still...).
Chip is very upset she called Joe a walking trash. As a punishment he will lick inside her nose the whole cuddle time. Kongo is so upset just because he smells the chance to demand a Oreo vanilla (real deal, not some kind of Oreo copys. He can tell the difference in a mile).

Joe... He will just enjoy this moment in silence. Thats his thing. He is very pleased right now.

Lots of Rumble strutt and loving purrs from three survivors
Joe Exotic, Chip Tamale and Lasse Kongo
 
Betsy said:
Dear @exia

I am only here to provide piggies with advice on how to train their wayward Slaves into being well behaved ones and NOT to tell piggies how to behave. To that end I'll not tell Joe how to behave when being groomed but I am going to give you a SEVERE warning about posting inappropriate pictures of him on the open forum when they should have been put on the one and only thread that I have reluctantly had to approve Boars Galore 🍒.

For this offence your name will be put on The Wall of Shame forever. Your name will also be engraved on the Cup of Disgrace which I will be instructing @Minnou to pass to you. She will be very pleased to pass it on having been the holder of it for many months. She will be forever the wearer of the Bucket of shame as this was awarded by her own piggies Gaia and Minerva.

As for saying that Joe is looking like a piece of trash well .... words fail to describe how I feel about that description! I'll be sending Joe a wheekmail letting him know what to do to teach you a lesson for calling him that. Be afraid ..... be very afraid......

Every piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Fluffysal is safe, Minnou has the bucket 🪣 😉
 
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