Minnou’s piggies

Betsy said:
Dear @fluffysal and @weepweeps

There are no warnings given for the Naughty List, The Wall of Shame or for your name to be engraved (sometimes multiple times) on the Cup of Disgrace.

Your piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Thank you for the clarification 😒 Miss Bramble
 
Neverending fireworks here, especially the ones that sound like a bomb being dropped so the girls are in their 'air raid shelter'.

The 'shelter' is just a den in their cage with extra blankets chucked over everything. They're probably wondering who turned out all the lights.

They don't seem too fussed by all the racket to be fair. I've given them extra snacks, which I've seen them both gobbling. And Gaia has been splooting on the floor although she looks a little tense... like she is about to write a harshly worded letter to whomever is making all the noise.
 
Minerva: Gaia, You wicked creature! how could you? ;____;

Me: What's the matter, Min-min?

Minerva: Gaia carried off and ate that piece of watermelon I left on the floor! I didn't want to eat it.... I just wanted it to be sat there whenever I walked by. Gaia has ruined my aesthetic! ;____;

Gaia: Aesthetic be damned! That was food! Waste not want not....


The daily drama.... 🙄
 
The ridiculous duo had a panic attack and scattered across the floor this evening.... because I flicked a light switch on. The same light switch they hear several times each and every day and have done so for the last year since they were adopted. 🙄
 
The hay has changed (must depend on the time of year and/or whatever field it was taken from) and the girls have noticed.

They were whinging extra hard for fresh grass today.

On the plus side, this bag seems to have an abundance of those weird stick things the girls like for no good reason. Got 5 of them in the first few handfuls I extracted from the bag. Gaia picked up the biggest one and was proudly carrying it around the room, probably looking for something to whack with it, either something expensive or Minerva.
 
Minnou said:
Here's to my first year on this forum, grassing on Gaia and Minerva and receiving no support from Miss Bramble. :beer:

To Miss Bramble: :flag:
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Dear Minnou

I would like to remind you that the GPU is the GUINEA PIG UNION and is here to support guinea pigs ONLY and help them with their wayward Slaves. The GPU has done this on many occasions and is very proud of it's success rate in assisting piggies in Slave training.

Your piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Thought there was something dreadfully wrong with the girls as they haven't demolished their pile of grass today...

Turns out their 'horny lady phase' (rumblestrutting, humping and chasing) is in sync this month and they're both busy being rude instead. 🫣
 
Betsy said:
All fun at your place then!
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Well it is funny!

Minerva usually acts like the 'agressor' but once she has marched over to Gaia she always either a) immediately turns around and starts doing zoomies around the cage, or, b) suddenly, dramatically turns on the spot, presents her butt to Gaia and then lets Gaia hump her silly.

Gaia whinges nonstop the whole time as though she hates the entire affair but also popcorns around the cage/room. 🤔

They do seem to be enjoying themselves, though I'm not sure they're guinea-pigging properly. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
 
Buy some exceptional sweet clementines and give the harassbags a segment each only for one to flat-out refuse to take it and the other to try it then drop it on the floor and scurry off in disgust.

But when I have an orange-flavoured ice pop, they run up my chest and try to wrestle it off me. How come one orange thing is good enough and the proper orange thing isn't? 🤨
 
fluffysal said:
Master Boris growls at those sort of noises, it's so adorable 😍
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I don't think I've ever heard a guinea-pig growl before... I bet it is adorable. 🥲 Better than the profanities Gaia yells at me.

Minerva went full wheek-mode earlier and that was adorable. She did a solid 5 minutes of wheeking, even as I was petting her. She was looking around at the same time as though she was confused about how she started and how she was supposed to stop.
 
Gaia likes to shove her face in mine to see if I've got anything she can cadge off me besides a smooch on the nose.

Well, I'd been eating something with a lot of onion in it, needless to say, one whiff and she legged it.
 
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