Guinea pig poem

[Sweet Potato]

Another imaginary piggie although I'm sure there's one out there somewhere...

There once was a gorgeous agouti
A quiet and calm little beauty
She naps till you wrinkle
A bag that will crinkle
Then she'll shout out like it is her duty

 

[Siikibam]

Another imaginary piggie although I'm sure there's one out there somewhere...

There once was a gorgeous agouti
A quiet and calm little beauty
She naps till you wrinkle
A bag that will crinkle
Then she'll shout out like it is her duty

I’ve got a he agouti....

 

[Sweet Potato]

Yes Gundham I'm talking about you...

There once was a tri colour pet
A pig ginger, white and brunette
On my belly he'll stand
He takes food from my hand
Then runs off like I'm some sort of threat

 

[Rivervixen]

Another imaginary piggie although I'm sure there's one out there somewhere...

There once was a gorgeous agouti
A quiet and calm little beauty
She naps till you wrinkle
A bag that will crinkle
Then she'll shout out like it is her duty

I have a he agouti as well but he’s neither quiet or calm

 

[Sweet Potato]

I’ve got a he agouti....

I think a pigture of a he will do

 

[Siikibam]

There once was a gorgeous agouti
A quiet and calm little beauty
She naps till you wrinkle
A bag that will crinkle
Then she'll shout out like it is her duty

 

[Sweet Potato]

There once was a gorgeous agouti
A quiet and calm little beauty
She naps till you wrinkle
A bag that will crinkle
Then she'll shout out like it is her duty
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I love that look of sheer determination

 

[Sweet Potato]

There once was a lovely pig friend
On me he will always depend
Vet bill's cage and hay
And the veg every day
But he's worth all the money I spend

 

[Sweet Potato]

Again no pigture although my first ever piggie I had as a child was a red eyed white and i still have a bit of a soft spot for them...

There once was a red eyed white
With ruby eyes, shiny and bright
Under the sofa he shuffled
Till his squeaks sounded muffled
And he hid to give his slave a fright

 

[Sweet Potato]

There were cavys who cast a strange spell
On the hoomans so in love they fell
In a hypnotised state
They made their life great
And put up with the mess and the smell

 

[Sweet Potato]

There once was a piggle I knew
Whos cuddle's feel like dreams come true
But what ruins the mood
Is not that he's nude
It's the yoga and eating his poo

 

[DM270921]

All these poems are so brilliant so I was inspired to have a go

There once was a pig in a slumber,
inside of his slave’s warming jumper,
he loved his slave,
and the little jumper cave,
But whined about his everlasting hunger.
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[Sweet Potato]

There once was a piggie picnic
With parsley and a celery stick
There was pepper to crunch
An incredible lunch
But my goodness they ate it up quick!

 

[Sweet Potato]

That's it guy's this is my 50th lymeric in one week! I've had a right laugh writing these I hope it's made some of you smile too.

There were piggies causing mayhem
Always leaving the broccoli stem
They destroy all the things
That their hooman brings
But I can't picture life without them

 

[Merab]

Is this the end?

If so it’s a shame

I have really enjoyed these - they’re funny and the pictures are so lovely.
Thank you.

 

[Sweet Potato]

Is this the end?

If so it’s a shame

I have really enjoyed these - they’re funny and the pictures are so lovely.
Thank you.

Sadly so I'm running out of ideas and 50 seems like a nice round number to end it on.

I'm glad you've enjoyed them

 

[Eddie & Elvis]

Thanks for these @Sweet Potato ! They're amazingly creative and so so adorable!

 

[Betsy]

I have loved these! They have brightened up my day no end.

 

[Flutterby]

I love these, they give me a proper giggle!