Guinea pig poem

[Sweet Potato]

There once was a pig with a leaf
His mate was a prolific thief
Pig 2 stole his snack
Then pig 1 snatched it back
And in all it's existence was brief

 

[Sweet Potato]

No pigture for this one either but my boys do this a LOT. Can't believe this is my 26th lymeric, I have got carried away haven't I! But don't worry i doubt it will be my last.

There once was some cosy fleece bedding
But once one of the pigs got their head in
They tunneled and dug
And were cosy and snug
But in pee and poop they were treading

 

[Betsy]

This ones about a group of three sows, yet again as a mummy to two boars there is no accompanying pigture...

There once was a pig with some carrot
Her sister decided she'd have it
Some rumbling ensued
Trying to reclaim the food
While it was left for their friend to inherit

I can offer another photo for one of your brillliant poems! OK its not carrot it's Coriander but what's in a word!

 

[Sweet Potato]

There once were some piggie poo beans
From a diet of hay and fresh greens
They were small long and round
And they coverd the ground
Of the cage their slave constantly cleans.

 

[Sweet Potato]

There was a pig mum in distress
Her pigs beautiful cage was a mess
She sighed "what have you done"
They were just having fun
This is just their creative process

 

[Sweet Potato]

Another one without a pigture so feel free to add one that goes with it.

There once was a nice fleecy hide
But rather than going in side
The pig lay on the top
With an almighty flop
To missuse what the hoomans provide

 

[Siikibam]

Another one without a pigture so feel free to add one that goes with it.

There once was a nice fleecy hide
But rather than going in side
The pig lay on the top
With an almighty flop
To missuse what the hoomans provide

 

[Eddie & Elvis]

Another one without a pigture so feel free to add one that goes with it.

There once was a nice fleecy hide
But rather than going in side
The pig lay on the top
With an almighty flop
To missuse what the hoomans provide

This one sounds like it was written for Eddie. This is one of the many pigtures I have of Eddie on top of his fleece tunnels

 

[Rivervixen]

This one sounds like it was written for Eddie. This is one of the many pigtures I have of Eddie on top of his fleece tunnels View attachment 164820

 

[Sweet Potato]

Poem number 30! Again no pigture but I've definitely been in this situation a few times.

There once was a pig in a hutch
Her hoomans adored her so much
They bought all sorts of toys
But the one she enjoys
Is a loo roll, that's all she will touch

 

[Sweet Potato]

I didn't want the skinny pigs to feel left out sooo...

There once was a floor roaming bat
A naked and tailless rat
Some may call him skinny
But he's not really minnie
Like a hippo he's furless and fat

 

[Siikibam]

I didn't want the skinny pigs to feel left out sooo...

There once was a floor roaming bat
A naked and tailless rat
Some may call him skinny
But he's not really minnie
Like a hippo he's furless and fat

Such a good description! @PigglePuggle or anyone else a photo is required!

 

[anyar.dris]

I didn't want the skinny pigs to feel left out sooo...

There once was a floor roaming bat
A naked and tailless rat
Some may call him skinny
But he's not really minnie
Like a hippo he's furless and fat

@PigglePuggle this is definitely your pretty bat hippo Talulah

 

[Sweet Potato]

Making up imaginary piggies again so no pigture...

There once was a piggie called Steve
Who loved food like you wouldn't believe
He'd wheek and he'd shout
Thinking he heard a sprout
Hoping there was some for him to receive

 

[Sweet Potato]

There was a pig havng a cuddle
But he got himself into a muddle
He climbed up to the chin
And tucked himself in
Then created a small smelly puddle

 

[Sweet Potato]

How I am greeted every day when I come in from work...

There once was a piggie I saw
That heard me opening the door
As quick as a flash
I saw that pig dash
To demand that I feed him some more

 

[Sweet Potato]

There was a big C&C cage I made
But my piggies deserved an upgrade
The cage kept getting bigger
To spoil my pigger
But still in one corner he stayed



Disclaimer: I know the pigture is of Gundham but I'm definitely talking about my lazy little Spud here. No matter what I do he just chooses a good spot and sticks with it but of corse as I go to take a pigture he is happily wondering round

 

[Sweet Potato]

Spud is sat on my chest while I write this I think he's inspecting my creations. He's very upset I've been telling the world about his pooping habits, so undignified!

There once was a pig and his brother
Who found a pellet then another
Near their hide, round the front
Like a pig treasure hunt
And there's still plenty more to descover

 

[Merab]

Making up imaginary piggies again so no pigture...

There once was a piggie called Steve
Who loved food like you wouldn't believe
He'd wheek and he'd shout
Thinking he heard a sprout
Hoping there was some for him to receive

Will this picture fit?

 

[Sweet Potato]

Inspired by this thread The most awkward photos..

There once was a piggie I know
Who kept leaving his boar bits on show
When he'd lay down to rest
Is when he showed it off best
And it's a habit he will not outgrow

 

[Sweet Potato]

There's a piggie that was hard to wake
Hang on this one might just be fake
He's long and he's smooth
And has a strange way to move
Wait that's not a pig it's a snake



Sorry spirit was feeling left out.

 

[LillyB]

There were 2 piggies called Peanut & Butter
Who were sometimes a real pair of nutters
They wheeked all day long
It was their own special song
And they sent my heart all of a flutter!

 

[Sweet Potato]

Their once was a sweet piggie pup
That had a lovely and tidy setup
But he rumbled and chewed
With his teen attitude
It's a shame how quick babies grow up

 

[Bradshaw Piggies]

There's a piggie that was hard to wake
Hang on this one might just be fake
He's long and he's smooth
And has a strange way to move
Wait that's not a pig it's a snake

View attachment 165072

Sorry spirit was feeling left out.

Love love love this one!

 

[Sweet Potato]

This is my 40th lymeric! I might try and keep going to 50 but I don't think this can continue forever. Again no pigture sorry...

There once was a pig fast asleep
With thick fuzzy fur like a sheep
He continued to slumber
'Till he smelt some cucumber
Then jumped up with a wiggly leap

 

[Eddie & Elvis]

Wow 40! That's amazing!

 

[Merab]

40 -

I’m sure between us all we can find suitable pictures.
Come on folks - pictures needed

The one with the snake is brilliant

 

[Sweet Potato]

Running out of pigtures (a phrase I thought I'd never say but I've got a newish phone and haven't transferred all the ones over from the last 3 years)...

There was a fluff bean with short legs
His quick moving short stubby pegs
They run fast on the lawn
And stretch out with a yawn
And climb up the cage bars when he begs

 

[Siikibam]

Running out of pigtures (a phrase I thought I'd never say but I've got a newish phone and haven't transferred all the ones over from the last 3 years)...

There was a fluff bean with short legs
His quick moving short stubby pegs
They run fast on the lawn
And stretch out with a yawn
And climb up the cage bars when he begs

 

[Sweet Potato]

There once was a cute happy piggle
Who pocorned a hop and a wiggle
You could see in his eyes
It caught him by surprise
Which gave both of his humans a giggle