Guinea pig poem

[Sweet Potato]

There once was a piggie from crewe
Who kept dropping poos in my shoe
I was covered in hair
With hay everywhere
But I love him and he loves me too.


I'm no poet but this just just came to me.

Feel free to add poems about your own fur babies.

 

[Eddie & Elvis]

Adorable!

 

[Merab]

Love it.

 

[Sweet Potato]

I'm on a roll today here's another one...

There once was a pig with cute feet
That wanted some veggies to eat
The bars on his cage
He chewed in a rage
Until somebody gave him a treat

 

[Merab]

Keep rolling

 

[Sweet Potato]

I think my talent is limited to Guinea pig lymerics but it's a nice talent to suddenly discover...

There once was a pig with a crest
Who's cuddles were some of the best
He curled up on my lap
For a nice cosy nap
Then a puddle appeared on my chest

 

[Merab]

Loving these

 

[Sweet Potato]

There once was a cute Guinea pig
Whose bottom was furry and big
It wiggled around
Dropping poops on the ground
While the other end nibbled a twig

 

[Sweet Potato]

Ok I need to stop a mixture of piggies, work and lockdown have driven me insane but one last one can't hurt...

There once was a cavy called spud
Whose hiding sills wern't very good
He ran into his hide
But stuck out his backside
As he wheeked as loud as he could

 

[Lady Kelly]

Oh these are awesome would you mind if I shared one or two on the forums social media pages?

 

[flowerfairy]

There once was a piggy called Rosie whose cage liner was lovely and cosy.
She hopped on her bed feeling full and well fed that lovely young piggy called Rosie.

 

[Sweet Potato]

Oh these are awesome would you mind if I shared one or two on the forums social media pages?

I don't mind at all I'm just having fun writing them

 

[Siikibam]

Can you continue please?

 

[Sweet Potato]

Can you continue please?

Oh go on then...

There once was a pile of fluff
And resisting his charm was quite tough
He just wanted a treat
But he was so very sweet
It was hard to say no that's enough

 

[Sweet Potato]

Here's another one...

There once was a pile of fur
An experienced hay connoisseur
There was hay round the house
Of his slave and her spouse
But for him it's a mess they endure

 

[Tigermoth]

When the tray is topped up with fresh hay
And they’ve napped and got up for the day
Their cage is so roomy
Around it they’ll zoomie
These piggies they just want to play

 

[anyar.dris]

Keep 'them coming guys! Loving all these little poems.

 

[Sweet Potato]

What have I started it's the middle of the night and my brain can't switch off now. Here's another one...

I have a sweet Guinea pig friend
That I love very much without end
My pig doesn't know
His slave loves him so
Wanting food's all he can comprehend

 

[Sweet Potato]

This one is for all those work hard sleep hard piggies out there just like my Gundham...

There once was a popcorning piggie
The food and clean hay made him giddy
He played in his run
Having mighty good fun
Then went for a nap when he's dizzy

 

[Sweet Potato]

And another, I can't stop ...

There once was a Guinea pig hide
Shuffling, bumping into the cage side
It hoped and it skipped
And it finally tipped
To show there's a piggie inside

 

[alpacasqueak]

Brilliant thread @Sweet Potato

 

[Betsy]

You really are on fire aren't you @Sweet Potato! Loving this thread keep them coming!

 

[Sweet Potato]

Sorry if you're eating...

There once was a pile of poo
The pigs had produced quite a few
This little poop factory
Deemed luch unsatisfactory
So sprinkled a couple on you

 

[Sweet Potato]

This ones not about one of my own piggies so if you've got a pigture to go with it feel free to post it...

There once was a wondering wig
A fluffy Peruvian pig
When her hair was cut free
And she could finally see
She popcorned a sweet happy jig

 

[VickiA]

These are amazing.

 

[Eddie & Elvis]

This is such a fun thread! The one about the moving box is my favourite as my two love to take their boxes on walks . Keep them coming @Sweet Potato

 

[Sweet Potato]

Seen as you're all still enjoying them...

There once was a pile of hay
The piggies got carried away
It spread far and wide
As the piggies decide
We should do this again every day

 

[T-Rex]

Brilliant! Love this thread.

 

[Merab]

 

[Sweet Potato]

There once was a pig with sharp claws
That tappety tapped on the floors
He'd wiggle and squirm
While the humans stayed firm
Then like magic he had comfy paws