Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

I have had a quick word with Dennis and he is happy for them to be together as long as it is a close up of both faces with names. He needs names so he can write out their Membership cards.
 
Here’s Ozzy on the left and Bruno on the right :D
Dennis will be writing out their Membership cards in the morning.

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Can Holly (top) and Candy (bottom) join?
Candy is definitely in the club with her lovely white nose stripe. Dennis needs to see a full face application for Holly because it looks like she only has a little bit of with between her ears which is a head stripe rather than a nose stripe. If Holly has a bit of white on her nose it may need to go to arbitration.
 
As Miga's nose stripe covers her eyes it's more of a face stripe. So Dennis says he is sorry but as one of the strict Club rules is that the stripe does not cover the eyes he will not be issuing a Membership card in this instance.
 
As there have been no new members since March, Dennis says that he would like to meet some new pigs so he is inviting Cheese and Biscuit @Cheese&Biscuit to put in an application form to join the Coolest and most Exclusive Club in Town only for piggies with cool white stripes on their noses. Please put in separate application forms (clear photo showing nose stripe) for each piggy for Dennis's consideration.

Cheese and Biscuit would love to join! Here they are for your consideration!

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Dennis thinks that Gingernut is a sweet looking piggy and is writing out a Membership Card now. Dennis can cope with piggies like Moustachio as he has Piggy Door Staff at the club and so he won't get in.
 
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This is Rosie, she has been honoured to be a member of the club for quite a long time, more or less since the beginning. She's on the left, then Chester, Tatty & Tia. (She's only in the photo because she's beautiful.

Rosie, chases Chester, Chester chases them all, he thinks he's boss the others don't agree. Tatty worries about the Sky, falling in, & is consisting checking. Tia is the boss & keeps them on there toes.

They would be so happy to belong to the club.
Has Dennis stopped accosting the members as they join.
Your highness, creep creep.

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Dennis says that Chester and Tatty are in The Club but he's not sure about Tia. Tia has a beautiful brown nose but he thinks he can see a hint of white on there. He is asking Tia to post another application separately to the others showing her nose clearly so that he can give it some consideration. Tia may need to go through the arbitration process. In which case Bacon @Sophie B will have to decide. The arbitration process can only begin when a full frontal nose picture is sent in.
 
@winniepip it has come to Dennis's attention that your piggies may qualify for membership of his Exclusive Club solely for piggies with cool white stripes on their noses. To apply please put in a application form (a clear facial shot of each piggy along with name) for Dennis's consideration.
 
Dennis says that Chester and Tatty are in The Club but he's not sure about Tia. Tia has a beautiful brown nose but he thinks he can see a hint of white on there. He is asking Tia to post another application separately to the others showing her nose clearly so that he can give it some consideration. Tia may need to go through the arbitration process. In which case Bacon @Sophie B will have to decide. The arbitration process can only begin when a full frontal nose picture is sent in.
Bacon says he would be very happy, and is ready when needed!
 
Dennis says that Chester and Tatty are in The Club but he's not sure about Tia. Tia has a beautiful brown nose but he thinks he can see a hint of white on there. He is asking Tia to post another application separately to the others showing her nose clearly so that he can give it some consideration. Tia may need to go through the arbitration process. In which case Bacon @Sophie B will have to decide. The arbitration process can only begin when a full frontal nose picture is sent in.
 
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Arthur asks if he can please join the Stripey-nose club because the human said that if he posed nicely and received a membership card he would get a nice carrot treat, and he reaaaally likes carrot. Most veg is icky unless cut just so, but not carrot, because it's so tasty and he doesn't get it often!

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Merlin says he was very confused because for once the crazy human was not asking him to pretend to be a meerkat. It's his best trick, and he says he's not very practiced at keeping still, but he hopes that this picture is ok. He rather thinks he looks like a pirate with an eyepatch because you can't see one of his eyes very clearly, but his stripe most definitely doesn't touch them. He also says this is the only picture the human could get, because if the meerkat trick wasn't going to get him any food, he was very sure that the spinning in circles would work!

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Minnie says her face looks far too big in this, and that she doesn't look like she has a body, but the human kept insisting she keep still for two secondst so everyone could see her lovely stripe. Minnie says she much prefers pictures showing her running around, but she hopes it's enough to qualify for the stripey nose club..

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Aster says she is only a baby, but she did very well and sat perfectly, so can she please join the Stripey Nose club.

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Astrid says she looks a lot like her sister, but they aren't quite the same! She has slightly tufty hair, and she says keeping still was very hard. She much preferred being behind the camera and cuddling up against the warm human!

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Ava says that her stripe is very small and rather high, but it actually touches her nose when the human insists on being really annoying and ruffling her fur... which the human does a lot. She doesn't understand why the human does this. She also says can she be an honourary member because she's very pretty and is the only one out of all her friends and the noisy boys who live upstairs who doesn't have a clear stripe, but she would very much like to be like them.
 
Dennis would like to welcome Arthur into the club and will write out his Membership Card in the morning. Minnie, Aster and Astrid will also be get cards. Unfortunately, Ava does not qualify for Membership as her white patch while really cute doesn't extend down her nose even the tiniest bit. Dennis loves her little white toes. His sister Meg had white toes too. He is really sorry that Ava will not be able to join him at the Club Bar. Merlin will have to go and see Bacon @Sophie B just to double check that his white stripe is actually a nose stripe and not a face stripe with a black eye patch. Bacon usually sees potential Members with a tiny smudge of white so this will be a bit different for him.
 
@Caris Dennis would like Merlin to put in another application form (another face shot and one from his right side where his eyepatch is please) for Bacon to decide whether Merlin can join The Club or not. Bacon's decision is final.
 
Bacon says that would be very helpful, as it looks like the stripe may extend to Merlin’s back (on the left side) not making it a nose stripe
 
Old lady Nora asks if she can join the stripey nose club please? If not, she’ll have one of her regular strops and throw her hidey around in protest! View attachment 120715

:shh: Dennis thinks that Nora is completely gorgeous (just don't tell his wifelet Betsy) and of course she is welcome to join the club. Her Membership card will be posted out tonight.
 
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