Dennis says to Cory he is very sorry but he can't be a member of The Stripey Nose Club cos his nose stripe covers one eye and one cheek so it is more of a "face stripe". There are very strict rules for Membership and that is that the nose stripe doesn't cover eyes.
Dennis would like to see the right side of Chip's face please as he needs to check that the his white nose stripe doesn't cover is eye.Chip would like to join. View attachment 119425
Dennis has had a good look at Chip's face and has come to the conclusion that although his nose stripe touches his eye it doesn't cover it. He would like to welcome Chip into the Coolest Club in Town.
Boris is in the Coolest Club in Town. Dennis says it must be a rumour about active membership he doesn't do anything too active either! Boris doesn't need to be worried about that.View attachment 119461
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Boris would very much like to join the club. He has heard about something called active membership but he cannot promise to be active. He has 3 new wives and doesn't have the energy for too much "active"
Dennis is delighted with new members clamouring to join the most Exclusive and Coolest Club in town and would like to welcome Rocky into his club. He would also like one of his wives to join in but isn't sure if Cookie or Sierra has the white nose stripe. He says that the one with the white coronet can't join because the stripe is too high up on her head and is a "head and neck stripe".My baby boy, Rocky
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Here with Cookie & Sierra beside him.
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Hahaha.Dennis is delighted with new members clamouring to join the most Exclusive and Coolest Club in town and would like to welcome Rocky into his club. He would also like one of his wives to join in but isn't sure if Cookie or Sierra has the white nose stripe. He says that the one with the white coronet can't join because the stripe is too high up on her head and is a "head and neck stripe".
Bacon would be happy to help, but is wondering if there’s a badge involved? Possibly with pictures of veggies on it!Dennis would like to ask Bacon @Sophie B if he will help him. When a potential new member asks to join the club but only has a smidge of a white stripe on the nose (as does Bacon) it needs to go through the arbitration process to check that the stripe is actually a stripe. There were two members who used to be involved in this but they have since left the club.
Well then Dennis would love Cookie to join him in the Private Members area later on tonight where he will give her a very special welcome to his club - just don't tell Betsy.Hahaha.
Cookie is the abyssinian on the left and Sierra is the crested one in the middle.
Dennis thanks Bacon for agreeing to help him and says that the only perks are extra veg and free drinks at the club bar oh and his picture on his Membership Card.Bacon would be happy to help, but is wondering if there’s a badge involved? Possibly with pictures of veggies on it!
Micah says thank you and he doesn’t mind about the alcohol- he’s seriously thinking about being a teetotal piggyDennis says that he's sending out Micah's Membership Card tomorrow. He will meet Micah in the Club House tomorrow night. He would like to remind Micah that although he is a Member no alcholic beverages will be served to Micah as he is only a young piggy and is underage.
Dennis says he thinks Mimi's white nose stripe is super cool and would like to invite her to join him in the Member's Bar tonight where he will personally paw over her Membership card.Thanks! Here is a pic of Mimi.View attachment 119643
Thank You great timing this mention for Pedro as piggie slave has moments where the heart tells the head what a wonderful piggie he was.There are lots of members to this club some have left and some unfortunately are strutting their stuff at the Rainbow Bridge.
Dennis (as self appointed Chairpig) has bestowed two never to be repeated honours.
The first was on Brunel @Tewdric who was known as His Lordship but he has now sadly passed over The Bridge and is greatly mourned and had a special plaque put up in The Member's Bar in his Honour and drinks were free that night.
The 2nd was a posthumous membership to an amazing piggie called Pedro @David Piggie Lover. When Dennis heard what a fantastic piggy he had been he awarded the honour straight away.
Cory says to Dennis it’s ok and he doesn’t mind.Dennis says to Cory he is very sorry but he can't be a member of The Stripey Nose Club cos his nose stripe covers one eye and one cheek so it is more of a "face stripe". There are very strict rules for Membership and that is that the nose stripe doesn't cover eyes.
Dennis says "Thanks for being so understanding."Cory says to Dennis it’s ok and he doesn’t mind.