Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Sadly @Sappyshelly, since Leo's nose "stripe" covers an eye, Dennis says it is more of a nose blob and now can understand why Leo was hiding in the bag earlier. He says that underhand tactics and methods to try and circumvent the strict entry requirements are frowned upon. Leo will not be allowed in the Club.
 
Sadly @Sappyshelly, since Leo's nose "stripe" covers an eye, Dennis says it is more of a nose blob and now can understand why Leo was hiding in the bag earlier. He says that underhand tactics and methods to try and circumvent the strict entry requirements are frowned upon. Leo will not be allowed in the Club.
Clifford says he gets bragging rights over Leo now, so Clifford’s happy!
 
Dennis has been reminded by @Jamston that he is still President of his Exclusive Club (he has been feeling a bit down lately after being bullied by his brother) and needs to thank Jamston for his loyalty. It has come to Dennis's attention that there have been a lot of new members who may be eligible to join the Coolest Club in Town. If any piggies have a cool white stripe on their noses (like Dennis has) please put an application in (a photo showing full white nose stripe on this thread) for his consideration. Dennis needs 2 long standing members who can help him in arbitration where the nose stripe is a bit on the small side or is a bit unclear as his original "Members for arbitration" have left the club.
 
Priscilla and Phoebe would be very happy to help Dennis as they are members of his exclusive club
Dennis is happy to have Priscilla and Phoebe as his "Members for Arbitration" and will be sending out their badges in the post tomorrow. He would like to let them them know that their decision will be final and binding.
 
Bacon only has a little stripe, but is wondering if he’ll be allowed in? View attachment 109899
Dennis thinks that Smokey's little white stripe is really cute and Dennis would like to meet Smokey at the Member's bar to give him his membership card. If Smokey knocks on the door of the club and explains that Dennis has said he will meet him in the his Exclusive Booth Smokey will be let in.
 
Dennis thinks that Smokey's little white stripe is really cute and Dennis would like to meet Smokey at the Member's bar to give him his membership card. If Smokey knocks on the door of the club and explains that Dennis has said he will meet him in the his Exclusive Booth Smokey will be let in.
I’m a little confused now... 🤣
 
@Merab's Slave Dennis knows that Priscilla and Phoebe are desparate to use their new "Piggies in Arbitration" status and is sure that their help will be needed very soon.
 
It's simple @Sophie Blane. Smokey is in The Coolest and Most Exclusive Club in Town.
Dennis meant Bacon is in The Coolest and Most Exclusive Club in Town @Sophie Blane. Dennis has been under a bit of stress lately as his brother has been a bit of a bully and apologises to Bacon for getting his name wrong.
 
Brillo says please can he join the stripey nose club? His friends all belong to clubs either this one or the agouti club so he's feeling a bit left out. His stripe is not quite over his eyes!
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Brillo is in the most Exclusive Club in Town and Dennis would like to point out that as well as a fantastic name, Brillo has a lovely supercool nose stripe.

Rose would like her membership card updating please as she is a big piggie now!View attachment 109913
Dennis says that he would personally like to give Rose her new membership card if she would like to meet him in the Private Members Area of the Club Bar. :sly:
 
As there have been no new members since March, Dennis says that he would like to meet some new pigs so he is inviting Cheese and Biscuit @Cheese&Biscuit to put in an application form to join the Coolest and most Exclusive Club in Town only for piggies with cool white stripes on their noses. Please put in separate application forms (clear photo showing nose stripe) for each piggy for Dennis's consideration.
 
Micah would to know if his white stripe counts please
Dennis says that he's sending out Micah's Membership Card tomorrow. He will meet Micah in the Club House tomorrow night. He would like to remind Micah that although he is a Member no alcholic beverages will be served to Micah as he is only a young piggy and is underage.
 
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