Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

@Katiedid Dennis would like to invite Ziggy and Biscuit to be Members of the Board along with himself and @RosieMaia's Rosie and @Kallasia's Errol. This takes the Board Member numbers 5. Dennis will allow Ziggy and Biscuit to come to an agreement if they would like to represent any part of the club. Rosie and Errol have already taken on the reponisibility of "Pigs Less Striped" so that position is already taken. Dennis would like to acknowledge the help he has received from Rosie and Errol and hopes they will be of further assistance in the future.

Dennis is also mindful of the fact that Errol took good care of his best mate Binky when Binky was so unwell and understood that for a time he had to take a back seat and leave Rosie with the important decisions. Dennis would like to congratulate Errol on the good care he took over Binky.
 
Zigg has greatfulky accepted, especially as Binky can noe be heard screaming ‘But I’m a pedigree”. She thanks Dennis for inviting her to such a honerable committee.


Biscuit has replied that she would gladly assist but she is getting on so will take the role of matriarch and boss Ziggy around between sleeps and food.

Jet is currently looking for chalk..........
 
CraftyCavies said:
Awwww, poor Jet! He's trying so hard...:soz: It's okay, you are cuute just the way you are sweetheart! :wub:
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I know that. Jet is gorgeous but Dennis does have quite strict rules. If he lets one in for ..... umm ..... not having a real white nose stripe but a made up one he'll have a mutiny on his hands from all the piggies who have real white nose stripes. After all it is an exclusive club that has very exacting rules and is the coolest club in town.
 
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Dennis asked me this morning if there were any potential new members for his club as he has now recovered from Writers Cramp after writing out so many Membership cards! So if any piggies out there have cool white nose stripes and want to join the Coolest Club in Town, put in an application (post a picture showing nose stripe) and Dennis will look over the applications and issue Membership cards if he thinks that the nose stripe meets his exacting standards. There are lots of members already but the Club Room is alway open for more. One of the major benefits is it gives bragging rights over the white nose stripe challenged!
 
Dennis likes the look of Pickle:love: and has her Membership Card in the Post already. I have told Dennis to go and take a cold bath to calm down and that Betsy would have his guts for garters if he only should look at another piggy that wasn't either her, Velvet or Meg. He has now taken himself off in corner to sulk:soz:which is not befitting of the President of the Coolest Club in Town.
 
Pickle says thank you to Biscuit, and is pleased to meet another pig with a white muzzle. Though all her cage mates have white muzzles too so she thought that all pigs did.

She says thank you to Dennis for the membership card. My matron sow, Pepper, would like to reassure Betsy and remind Dennis that Pickle is only 12 weeks old and cradle-snatching isn’t something to be encouraged!
 
Dennis has been told off by Betsy now as well as Pepper and has been properly put in place! Dennis has now got over his sulk and has come out of his corner. He now realises that as Pickle is only 12 weeks old she is much too young for a mature nearly 2 year old boar. He is now ashamed of himself and realises that as President of the Stripey Nose Club he should lead by example and has promised it won't happen again. Somehow I find this hard to believe! The next pretty sow that comes along ......
 
Oh, poor Dennis being ganged up on! Pickle looks forward to following Dennis and Betsy’s example and is pleased to have such good role models.
 
Biscuit and Ziggy would like to remind Dennis of the appropriate behaviour code of wh striped nose club. They would hate to have to call a meeting of the committee to discuss his behaviour.
 
Pickle was at first a little bit jealous that another Pickle with a lovely stripey nose has joined the club. However, after a moment's thought, she thinks they could be best friends and start a "Pickle Club"! :D
 

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Katiedid said:
Biscuit and Ziggy would like to remind Dennis of the appropriate behaviour code of wh striped nose club. They would hate to have to call a meeting of the committee to discuss his behaviour.
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Dennis has been sternly reminded by me (and his herd) of his inappropriate behaviour Biscuit and Ziggy. He has apologised unreservedly and does realise that his sulking was totally wrong and was completely out of character and he doesn't know what came over him. He knows that as President he should lead by example. He has assured me that this will never happen again.
 
Too many nose stripes here to feature all that I have had over the years!

But here are couple of white nose line-ups:

Mum and daughter pair Hyfryd 'Lovely' and Hirael 'Long Brow' born 2016 and
sisters Hedydd 'Skylark' and Heulwen 'Sunshine', born 2011

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My bonded white noses group (2015)
Maelog/Mallow RIP, Hedydd and Heulwen, Helygen 'Willow', Pili Pala 'Butterfly' and her cousin Papi 'Poppy' RIP
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Dennis thinks they are all beautiful. He will be issuing Hedydd, Heulwen, Helygen with Membership cards tomorrow as he has had a busy day sleeping and eating today. Unfortunately according to the rules of the Stripey Nose Club Pili Pala does not qualify for membership as she just has one ginger eye patch and has more of a facial white stripe than a nose stripe. Dennis still thinks she is stunning though.
 
Dennis would like to welcome Jakey as a member of the Stripey Nose Club. Dennis thinks that Jakey is super cute. Jakey's membership application is now in Dennis's in tray and will be rubber stamped tomorrow.
 
Hello,

I would like to join the stripey nose club. I draw your attention to my exquisite nasal stripe in the hope you don’t fixate on my other “ahem” attributes. As you can see I am a rather rotund handsome boy although I haven’t yet managed to fill out into the traditional sausage cavy shape but I do have rather fabulous ears. I assure you this shape deficiency is only because I am still growing.
As for my tail, well everyone has one mine is just a bit longer than average.....even humans can have tails you know.
Did I mention my lovley nasal stripe?

I look for fourpawed to your response.

Squeak squee...err.. wheek wheek

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Dennis has looked at your application and doesn't want to appear as being rattist and is rather pleased that this "rat pig" or "guinea rat" wants to become a member of his Exclusive Club and Dennis does agree that your nasal strip is very impressive. However, one of the main criteria of being a member of The Coolest Club in Town is that you are actually a Guinea Pig. Dennis is going to have to refuse your application. He will, however, award you points for trying.
 
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