Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Dennis needs to see a full face shot of the lovely Pickle as he suspects she may be trying to pretend her nose stripe is white while it looks a suspiciously beige colour to him. Dennis says you can any colour of nose stripe as long as it's white.
 
Dennis says that's a much better application form than previously submitted and would like to thank Pickle for taking the time to resubmit it. He is just off to bed now so will be writing out her membership card in the morning.
 
Dennis.
As you know Cocoa is a member of you club and she keeps going on and on about it so much. Proof she's a member. 20180220_225458.webpWell Heidi is ok with it and let's Cocoa go on about the clubs benefits which include free beer and male order boars.
problem now is Chloe is very jealous and wants in.
Well tonight she's has given it her all to be allowed in. Make up. Paint. but she's now settled on let's shake me head as fast as a propellor on a plane and BINGO 20180220_225541.webpSee Dennis it's a new member. If this is not allowed then a piggies heart will be broken and i have to mend it. Pls Dennis. :yahoo:
 
@David Pet Lover Can you please tell Cocoa to stop exagerating the benefits of membership to her sisters! Dennis has never said anything about free beer or mail order anybody! He does not want his exclusive club to be smeared in this way. He wants to make it very clear that being a member of his club is a privilege and not a right. All members should act according to the rules which they sign up for on application.
  1. To be kind and courteous at all times.
  2. Not to brag too much about membership.
  3. Not to make up benefits of the club.
  4. Act in a manner befitting a well behaved guinea pig.
  5. Dennis is Chairpig and his decision is final.
Any piggie found in breach of these rules will be given a verbal warning to modify their behaviour. If the bad behaviour persists then a written warning will follow. If the behaviour continues then Dennis has the right to suspend membership for a short period of time or even cancel it if deemed necessary.

You can tell Chloe that Cocoa is just making up the benefits and the REAL benefits are a few extra pellets and a bit more veg. Despite all Chloe's attempts to become a member, and she does have a very nice white stripe, its just not in the correct place ie not on her nose.

Oh and Dennis has just said that he has put Cocoa on a verbal warning so she had better start behaving herself.
 
I'm having a meeting with the girls later.
To be honest I'm not sure how it will be taken the news that Dennis is blinkered to a amazing attempt by Chole to gain access to the club. She could take it bad as she really wanted in.
Cocoa will of course accept the ruling as she not realized extra treats was allowed and will I hope move away from male boar escort service which seems is not a benefit.

Heidi will have to watch on as this alas does not involve her . . but she does want her herd to be universally happy.
Meeting call for 7pm.
Dennis take care and chill. :cool:
As for Cocoa behaving herself as her "slave" I have to say I admire the little ones spirit after avoiding or nearly two raging on heat piggies last two days. :whistle:
 
Pickle is very proud to be a stripey nose piggy. She is feeling exceptionally beautiful this evening and would like to show off her assets, particularly her cute white paws, seeing as she was doubted earlier. :D

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@Guinea Luke Dennis would like to see your other piggy please. Unfortunately the piggy in the photo does not qualify for the stripey nose club as the stripe is more brown than white and only piggies with cool white stripes on their noses like Dennis's are allowed in his exclusive club.
 
Dennis would like to invite Finn and Peanut who's slave is @MissTargaryen to put in application forms to join his exclusive club. A photo showing full nose stripe is required for Dennis's approval into the club. The club is for any piggy with a cool white nose stripe. Membership benefits include extra pellets and extra veg.
 
Rosie wanted to apologize for neglecting his duties as a right-hand to Errol with the "pigs less striped" sub-committee. I'm very happy to see some wonderful new members - welcome to all :)
 
That's OK Dennis does realise Rosie does have other things to do as well as be on the sub-committee and Dennis hasn't had to call on the sub-committee recently. Errol has Binky to look after at the moment so Rosie may be called upon to help Dennis in this duties as Chair Pig.
 
I didn't luck out on my piggies.

Ed-Fully ginger Shadow-Black and ginger Donal-Brown and ginger.
I suppose they're irish piggies anyway :doh:
 
Dennis would like to invite Clark and Lewis to put in an application form to join his exclusive club for white nose piggies @Wafflez1. Please post a picture showing full nose stripe for consideration by self appointed Chairpig and President Dennis. Membership funds, unfortunately, do not run to anything as posh as jackets or a concessions at the Club Room bar but do include extra pellets and veggies. Rosie @RosieMaia and Errol @Kallasia are the Representatives of Pigs Less Striped but Errol is taking a back seat at the moment as he has to get his best mate Binky better.
 
Betsy said:
Dennis would like to invite Clark and Lewis to put in an application form to join his exclusive club for white nose piggies @Wafflez1. Please post a picture showing full nose stripe for consideration by self appointed Chairpig and President Dennis. Membership funds, unfortunately, do not run to anything as posh as jackets or a concessions at the Club Room bar but do include extra pellets and veggies. Rosie @RosieMaia and Errol @Kallasia are the Representatives of Pigs Less Striped but Errol is taking a back seat at the moment as he has to get his best mate Binky better.
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What does this mean, so do I like take a picture of Lewis and Clark. What is this thing any way. Is this some type of club. I do not understand.
 
Yep that is correct @Wafflez1. Dennis is writing out their membership cards now. Welcome to the newest members of the Coolest Club in Town.
 
@Piggy-chan Dennis has spotted that one of your piggies, either Lucy or Aoi, may have a white stripy nose. He would like to invite whichever piggy that is to put in an application to join his Exclusive Club. Any piggy with a cool white stripe down their nose is eligible to join. Please post a picture of your piggy clearly showing the aforementioned white stripe for his consideration. Thank you
 
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