The gardener came today to finally repair our archway that was damaged in a storm a few months ago.
Gardener: Right we will set the archway in concrete, which will make sure it stays in place in future.
Me: Great, because I love the wisteria and so do the bees, so I really want to try and save it.
Gardener: It is a really strong and well established wisteria, but is looking a little lopsided. After we set the archway, would you like me to give it a quick trim.
Me: A trim would be great. It's quite tall now so I do struggle to reach the top.
Gardener turning to his assistant: We need to trim the wisteria. Go and get the chain saw out of the truck.
Gardener: Right we will set the archway in concrete, which will make sure it stays in place in future.
Me: Great, because I love the wisteria and so do the bees, so I really want to try and save it.
Gardener: It is a really strong and well established wisteria, but is looking a little lopsided. After we set the archway, would you like me to give it a quick trim.
Me: A trim would be great. It's quite tall now so I do struggle to reach the top.
Gardener turning to his assistant: We need to trim the wisteria. Go and get the chain saw out of the truck.