exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
If you find a good activist, please share the contact with me. My slave calls our nice parts shrimps, hot dogs and wieners. And she says I'm obsessed with food...
Love from Kongo, proud of his little weiner
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Love from Kongo, proud of his little weiner
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
And, I had a blanket that smelled like critical care yesterday. I was very determined to get some. My big nose was everywhere and I won. Slave made me some and I was in seventh heaven.
Slave says I'm going to survive her. She's not strong enough to not give me what I demand. Today I'm thinking of those vanilla cookies slave has hide somewhere in the kitchen. Or leftoverJoes metacam-bottle. It cant be opened for ages. We have to think about the environment and not throw away things all the time. Slave is going to loose this argument, I know it
Kongo, loves Greta Thunberg
Slave says I'm going to survive her. She's not strong enough to not give me what I demand. Today I'm thinking of those vanilla cookies slave has hide somewhere in the kitchen. Or leftoverJoes metacam-bottle. It cant be opened for ages. We have to think about the environment and not throw away things all the time. Slave is going to loose this argument, I know it
Kongo, loves Greta Thunberg
Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Miss Bramble has heard her name and is alert to anything untoward going on. She's not had to deal with an unruly Slave in a while .......
Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
Oh, Polo, you look like an angel.
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
Hello survivors,
I'm a bit upset with slave. She went to that place she calls work on my birthday. I'm her work, and piggy-lord knows I'm a real piece of work! She worked all weekend. She slept two nights at work. My birthdayWHEEKend! So not okay to leave me with Kongo and maleslave. Too much wieners in one place.
Today she promised to deepclean my castle. And to give me basil. Or maybe thats just my demand...
I eat very much hay and pellets right now. Less veggies, Its just like an appetizer because I eat a bit and then I go eat hay. I'm crazy about carrots right now though. And basil of course. But I crave hay, and my weight looks good. I got my last dose of gabapentin Thursday and according to maleslave I eat and jumps around alot. So, no more gaba? Lets pray to the piggy-lord. Its been really helpful but I do get a bit tired even though the dose was low the last week. I think Kongo could need some, because that boy is everywhere. He's scubadiving his hay, tries to escape, re-decorating and begs. He has no integrity and takes a nap wherever. Chill, dude!
Love from Joe
Mister everywhere
I'm a bit upset with slave. She went to that place she calls work on my birthday. I'm her work, and piggy-lord knows I'm a real piece of work! She worked all weekend. She slept two nights at work. My birthdayWHEEKend! So not okay to leave me with Kongo and maleslave. Too much wieners in one place.
Today she promised to deepclean my castle. And to give me basil. Or maybe thats just my demand...
I eat very much hay and pellets right now. Less veggies, Its just like an appetizer because I eat a bit and then I go eat hay. I'm crazy about carrots right now though. And basil of course. But I crave hay, and my weight looks good. I got my last dose of gabapentin Thursday and according to maleslave I eat and jumps around alot. So, no more gaba? Lets pray to the piggy-lord. Its been really helpful but I do get a bit tired even though the dose was low the last week. I think Kongo could need some, because that boy is everywhere. He's scubadiving his hay, tries to escape, re-decorating and begs. He has no integrity and takes a nap wherever. Chill, dude!
Love from Joe
Mister everywhere
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
Oh, poor Joe. Cruel slave 
"Too many wieners" 
"Too many wieners" Well done for eating well and being patient with Brother Kongo
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
I was a bit lucky, mini-wiener was at his mom this weekend. Imagine when we we're four boar-wieners and two human-wieners at home... And slave miss those days?Oh, poor Joe. Cruel slave
Well done for eating well and being patient with Brother Kongo
Two mini-wieners, five years ago
Sometimes he gives me food, but he favors Kongo (and still Pikachu. Pikachu was his boy).Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
You look very cute togetherI was a bit lucky, mini-wiener was at his mom this weekend. Imagine when we we're four boar-wieners and two human-wieners at home... And slave miss those days?
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Two mini-wieners, five years ago
Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
Mom bought us pine cones at the pet store today for my birthday Sunday! I'm turning one!
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
You're such a baby
in two years popcorning will be more of a challenge. You will do some random twitching with your feets still on the ground (or, if you get Kongo-big happy seizures). Popcorn away like a freak when you're still able to, babyboy! Happy Birthday 
A very big birthday-popcorn from Bob, master of popcorn and jumping And a bit of speedy-Pikachu.
With love from your friends Kongo and Joe
Betsy
Anniversary Herd
You're such a baby
A very big birthday-popcorn from Bob, master of popcorn and jumping And a bit of speedy-Pikachu.
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With love from your friends Kongo and Joe
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Gizmo and Lenny were my first guinea pigs years ago when the boys were young. Gizzy was such a happy boy that when he popcorned he would jump a foot in the air and clap his front feet and back feet together before he landed. Lenny tried to copy him but failed miserably.
Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
Mom's calling us bean boys today. She keeps saying "bean boys, no cookies." It's the shape of our poop, is why.
She had four days off in a row so it's going to be hard going back to work. All weekend.
I got four lettuce leaves this morning, I'm going back on veg!
She had four days off in a row so it's going to be hard going back to work. All weekend.
I got four lettuce leaves this morning, I'm going back on veg!
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
Aw, little Lenny! What a sight it would be to have two pigs doing that clap-jump
its hilarious enough when one gets a normal popcorn-freak.Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
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Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
I just let out BIG wheeks. Chez was napping under his fleece and he woke up, came out from under the fleece, looked at me, then went back under the fleece.
What do you guys think I was saying? I didn't ask for a cookie, so it was something else.
What do you guys think I was saying? I didn't ask for a cookie, so it was something else.
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
You did what a real brother does. Screaming during naptime to wake your brother up from his sweet dreams. Just because you can!
Slave says she has to change job again. Yesterday we we're left with maleslave. He took the wrong bag and filled bowls with peaflakes instead of pellets. Slave is like
she doesnt give us bowls. She sprinkles just a few pellets around our cages. I'm very pleased with maleslaves services!Love Kongo
Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
Lucky you! We've never had pea flakes. But a bowl of them sounds good.
I was going in my plush hide for my morning nap so mom got up to leave. I guess I wanted her to stay so I wheeked and came out of my hide. She stayed! Now I'm munching hay.
I was going in my plush hide for my morning nap so mom got up to leave. I guess I wanted her to stay so I wheeked and came out of my hide. She stayed! Now I'm munching hay.
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
Pea flakes are delicious, but just one or two. Too many can cause upset tummies
Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
Mom breaks up our cookies into tiny pieces. The nerve!Pea flakes are delicious, but just one or two. Too many can cause upset tummies
She's gonna start another book today. The other book is sent to one publisher so far and she's awaiting rejection, lol. Highly competitive market and some of her stuff is a little arcane not what the market wants.
Gonna send it elsewhere, too.
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
05:30AM:
It was very close I "did a Timon" and made myself a hulahula-skirt this morning. This actually was Bobs thing, but he wasnt as big and beautiful as I am... Well, somehow I got myself free, survived and now I eat my supper. Tomorrow I might get that skirt!
It was very close I "did a Timon" and made myself a hulahula-skirt this morning. This actually was Bobs thing, but he wasnt as big and beautiful as I am... Well, somehow I got myself free, survived and now I eat my supper. Tomorrow I might get that skirt!
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
Awaiting rejection
Gosh, imagine writing a whole book 
That is wonderful! I hope it gets published 
I hope it has guinea pigs in it
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
That tunnel almost didnt survive Bob
he ate half of it. Today we can see why its so good for pigs having chewable toys. It can prevent a more hefty brother from getting stucked in a skirt!
exia
Teenage Guinea Pig
Of course you have to send it somewhere else to! Someones gonna pick it up!
Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
I just wrote three poems and sent them to four literary journals.Awaiting rejection
A book of poetry is only 40 pages so a lot easier than a novel.
Guinea pigs are featured as "small, black eyed rodents" that get experimented on or held in captivity.
Truffolo
Adult Guinea Pig
I hope they publish your poems. Poor piggies