New Year Update from Scrappertown
Well, the slave has been very busy, too busy to pay me any attention, so I have been sulking big time.
First off, chief wife-pig, Mavis was poorly, so poorly that despite the slave's best efforts she died peacefully with me and Lili beside her. I kept kissing Mavis's face which made the slave cry, but it didn't help, So, we are now just me and Lili, which is ok as we like each other a lot.
Next these 3 girl piggies arrived, thanks to
@Tim (not!) so the slave has been fussing over them all the time because they are having babies. Excuse me! Don't you remember I was a cute little baby once and you fussed me? But no, I am forgotten and have been told to make way for a photo of them on MY thread...
And Polly, on the right is about to pop out another load of piglets, so I guess I will be sidelined, AGAIN!
Also, note, they are eating grass, do we get grass? No! She says there is not enough to go round! Surely, us top pigs should be priority, we are forum superstars after all. At this rate I will be as grumpy as Benny.
Then the slave has been bonding piggies, first Paddy to Stan for
@gogoguineas ,
New Pig On The Block.....
Then Willow to Toffee,
And of course Jeremy (now Stanley) made a lot of fuss going off to his new home with
@BossHogg , what a drama queen, all because he is so good looking and needs his hair combing just so. Now he has 3 wife pigs apparently, how about sharing them around Jezza, I only have one left!
Stanley And His Ladeez ( R I P Alfie )
That's all from me, have a Happy New Year, and spare a thought for us long suffering piggies at BARC