Riddle Me This

[Flutterby]

I think @funnehmare is the correct one

 

[7squeakers.]

 

[Flutterby]

@funnehmare Your turn

 

[Flutterby]

Ok I'll do the next one

A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

 

[katanamoon]

His parachute didn't open?

 

[Flutterby]

Yup! Your go!

 

[katanamoon]

Woo!

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

 

[Chief Guinea Pig]

Lunch and dinner (or tea)

 

[Flutterby]

Tea and dinner?

 

[katanamoon]

Both right but @Chief Guinea Pig got there first by a whisker!

 

[Chief Guinea Pig]

Hehe thanks @katanamoon


What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon and three at night?

 

[GuineaPigFan15]

A human?

 

[Chief Guinea Pig]

A human?

A man, yes

 

[GuineaPigFan15]

My turn!

"What does the letter T and an island have in common?"

 

[KirstyFN]

Are they both in the middle of water?

 

[GuineaPigFan15]

Are they both in the middle of water?

Yes! An island is in water and so is the letter T... waTer!

 

[KirstyFN]

Ok emmm.
So its the middle of ww2 and there's a bridge between France and Belgium which takes 10 minutes to cross and the watchman comes out of the watchtower every 5 minutes to check the bridge. He has orders to turn back anyone going from Belgium from France and to shoot anyone going from France to Belgium. A woman in France desperately needs to get to Belgium but how?

 

[Craigk37]

@KirstyFN I think this is a bit of a guess, but if she left France to go to Belgium and as the watchman is due to come out start making her way back to France, he should then make her turn back to Belgium?

 

[smileyface:)]

she needs to walk backwards till he sees her and sends her around to belgium!

 

[KirstyFN]

she needs to walk backwards till he sees her and sends her around to belgium![/Q. Well done. You're go

 

[GuineaPigFan15]

@smileyface:) ! Your turn!

 

[smileyface:)]

whoops - forgot! will do one now!

 

[smileyface:)]

I like this one - 'Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?'

 

[katanamoon]

I like this one - 'Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?'

Haha - "incorrectly"?

 

[KirstyFN]

That's a good one!

 

[smileyface:)]

well done @katanamoon - now its your turn!

 

[katanamoon]

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

 

[smileyface:)]

I know the answer but will not put it down otherwise I will need to post a riddle before I head out tonight!

 

[Veggies Galore]

meat !

 

[katanamoon]

meat !

Your go