Moses and Miriam

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Relegated to their basket while the cage was deep cleaned

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Within 20 minutes the furniture had been rearranged

IMG_2148.webp A little bit of fresh grass was enjoyed

Both piggies weighed - Miriam is back to her normal weight, Moses is nearly there.
Health checks perfect.
 
Dear Miss Bramble,
We hope you had a nice holiday.
Now that you’re home again we wonder if you could help us.
We would really like Daddy Slave to give us our midday snack all the time, not just when our slave abandons us for the day.
He gives us twice as much coriander as she does which we like very much and we want this to happen every day.
How do we go about explaining this to our slave.
Thank you,
Moses and Miriam
 
Dear Moses and Miriam

This is a tricky one. The Slaves that feed us all the time tend to be very difficult to train as we want them to be trained whereas the temporary Slaves are much easier to bend to our will. This is because the Main Slave has become hardened to our wheeks for food and can ignore us easier than temporary Slaves.

You need to up the wheeking factor when Mummy Slave gives you a stingy amount of coriander. Look her straight in the eye and explain in no uncertain terms that the coriander delivery is deficient. If this doesn't work, give her the silent treatment and turn your back on her. When Daddy Slave comes in to see you (as Main Slave is clearly worried about you) act all excited to see him and zoom and popcorn around your cage and wheek excitedly whilst doing so. Daddy Slave will be so relieved that there is nothing wrong with you that he'll give you your double helping of coriander. Mummy Slave will see that you're so happy with the service provided by Daddy Slave that she'll let him give your lunchtime coriander.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Merab said:
A milestone today - Miriam took a piece of apple from my hand 😊
She’s been taking a lettuce leaf from me provided my arm is stretched out and she can grab the end.
Moses was asleep under the hay but he did wake up when he realised there was food.
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It’s so lovely where they will take food from your hand (even if they grab it and run)
 
Hello Forum Friends.
We were very rudely removed from our cage today having played ‘ Catch me if you can ‘ with our slave.
She forced us into our carrier and took us to the vet.
The very nice vet nurse trimmed our nails. She said we were very good and very cute.
She weighed us and we stayed still on the scales.
Our slave asked us why we didn’t behave so well for her.
Moses was so happy at being told he’s cute that he left the nurse a little present

Our slave gave us some dill when we came home as we had been so good. We like dill but she doesn’t give it to us as much as we want.
Love from Miriam
 
Merab said:
Hello Forum Friends.
We were very rudely removed from our cage today having played ‘ Catch me if you can ‘ with our slave.
She forced us into our carrier and took us to the vet.
The very nice vet nurse trimmed our nails. She said we were very good and very cute.
She weighed us and we stayed still on the scales.
Our slave asked us why we didn’t behave so well for her.
Moses was so happy at being told he’s cute that he left the nurse a little present

Our slave gave us some dill when we came home as we had been so good. We like dill but she doesn’t give it to us as much as we want.
Love from Miriam
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We're always much better for the nurse, too. And we had dill as well today!

Hope you enjoyed your mani Pedi!
 
Can I ask you how much dill you gave?

I gave Chez 3 sprigs but I don't know if I'm being too stingy. He doesn't eat pellets so I don't know if he's getting enough calcium.
 
Dear Moses and Miriam

Well done for being good for the very nice vet nurse. I've never seen a very nice vet nurse only a nasty vet man and a nasty vet lady. It sounds like your experience was a good one and that you didn't get poked a prodded or a thermometer shoved up your bum. I find going to the vets very intimidating and I don't like it. I play "catch me if you can" with my Slave every morning cos I find it fun. I don't mind going in my carrier as it usually means I'm off to Aunty Lilli's for a holiday. Aunty Lilli loves me, my Mum Misty and my friend Thea. She also cuts our nails for us. We are good for Aunty Lilli when she cuts our nails. I am not when Slave cuts my nails. I wriggle and my Slave says I turn into a shark 🦈 and I have really sharp teeth! I am good on the scales when my Slave weighs me and I stay still. Slave has very rudely started to call me "a walking wig" as I need a furdo. I'll teach her to call me a walking wig! She clearly likes living dangerously ......

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward.
 
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