Minnou’s piggies

[Minnou]

'Gaia! Minerva! Attack!' - I say whenever someone is bothering me.

*cue two guinea pigs staring dumbly at me*

*picks up Gaia and receives a mauling*

Me: 'I said to attack them'

Gaia: 'Oh I heard....' *continues to maul me instead*

:/

 

[Betsy]

Gotta love a piggie with attitude!

 

[Minnou]

Well, Miss Attitude panicked and almost ran face first into a wall earlier because I opened the cutlery draw (something she has heard 50,000 times and usually comes running towards because she knows the tools which cut the carrot and the apple are kept in there).

 

[Minnou]

Gaia unlocked a new skill!

Karate High Kick

Under no circumstances am I to pet her.