Merab's Herd

Dear Santa Paws,
We would like some carrots and apples for Christmas as our slave hardly ever gives them to us.
We would like some new fleecy tunnels to sleep in.
We would like pea flakes and hay cakes and huge paper bags filled with hay.
We would like our slave to treat us with more respect. It’s very undignified having boy bits checked or bum fur trimmed.
We have been very good. We know this is true because our slave apparently was chatting to our lovely vet in the village tonight and she said we were lovely, we are well cared for and very good to handle.
We think we deserve everything on our Christmas list.

Thank you.
From Priscilla and Micah
 
Betsy said:
Micah must be a happy boar! I remember the pathetic little scrap he was when you first brought him home!
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He’s a very happy and confident boar now.
I was looking at some old pictures - there is such a difference in him.
I am very glad my heart over-ruled my head when I first discovered ‘a single boar who couldn’t be with other guinea pigs’

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DC2CA24E-A007-4F36-B002-D1820D3403DA.webp Oooh look Priscilla. An enormous new tunnel.

This is big enough for me to snuggle inside with you 🥰🥰🥰🥰

No chance Micah. That tunnel is not big enough for both of us.

But it is big enough and I want to share it with you. Please.

Micah, I do not share tunnels. End of story.

But you shared a tunnel with Phoebe.
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Dear Aunty @Betsy , please would you ask the One and Only Thea to help us as our GPU rep.
Yesterday we were unceremoniously dumped into our carrier and spent hours and hours in a car before being dumped, just as unceremoniously in our holiday cage.
Did we ask to come ? No we did not!
Then, to make it worse the slaves went out all day and left us to starve feeling alone and unwanted.
When they finally deigned to come back all we get as compensation is a paper bag.
We do not think this is good enough.

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We would also enrol the help of Tessy and GPFANS but we know their slave,
@Viennese Furbabies , isn’t well so they must be busy helping her get better.

Thank you.
Love from Priscilla and Micah.
And an extra rumble from Micah too.



Note from slave - see attached pics of starved and neglected piggies


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Dear Priscilla and Micah

Fancy not giving you fair warning of being cooped up for hours in a tiny carrier, having to endure a really long car ride before and then being chucked in your holiday cage. At least our Slave lets us know when we are off to Aunty Lucy's (only we won't be going there again as she has had to stop looking after us "for reasons beyond her control" whatever that means). To only get 1 paper bag as compensation when you have been starved and alone all day is a travesty. I don't believe the pigtures of you eating lettuce were before you were left starved and alone. I expect your Slave gave it to you as soon as she got back to alleviate her guilty conscience at leaving you all day.

Your Slave clearly needs to be taught a lesson. Next time she tells you you are "the most beautiful/handsome piggies in the world" turn your back on her, ignore her completely and walk off in the other direction. If you have let her pick you up for cuddletime, wee all over her lap and if she has you on a lap pad or similar make sure you wriggle your bum just of it so you aim your wee onto her clothes.

Yours hoping you are never left home alone again.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
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