Hector and Kiki

Dear Hector

I have learnt from Odi that you too have been rudely awoken by a camera in your face. This is a complete travesty! What are these Slaves up to?!? Waking all these piggies up. I clearly have to give stronger advice!

Next time your Slave points a camera in your face, turn around immediately and show her your bum this will let her know that you are unhappy. Also you need to let Kiki know this too. Stay in your hideys for as long as possible - this will worry your Slave. Also wheek really loudly at every single opportunity as this will annoy your Slave. When you have floor time refuse to go back in your cage when your Slave wants you and just wander back when you feel like it.

Yours hoping no more piggies get awoken from their slumber.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear Thea
I’m going to carry out every suggestion, slave has over stepped the mark this time. A boar must have his sleep but slave has no idea how irritating it is to be constantly watched and crooned over.. She just can’t resist a photo opportunity to the point of disturbing my peace. I‘ll show her my bum next time but somehow she’ll be delighted and think it’s so cute. Perhaps a gnashing of teeth might make that crazy slave realise me and my gal Kiki don’t want this constant encroachment on our lives.

Thanking you for all your support, let hope she sees sense!

Hector and Kiki
 
LollyJJ said:
I love that boars can be both totally, utterly boarly and so sweet and endearing at the same time - just like you are Hector 😍🥰💚
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Yes, he can be a little thug at times yet so such cuddle monkey and likes my company more than all the others. I do have a real soft spot for boars though, they are just so interesting
 
Bill & Ted said:
Orla, well hello there sexy lady! I rather like your hairdo and your luscious lips 😍 I have the ole’ wifelet Kiki here beside me or otherwise I’d be catching the piggy train to pay you a visit 😍

Love Hector
The No. 1 stud in Cornwall 😂
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Oh you are a cheeky hunk Hector, you’re welcome anytime (but my mum said you won’t be going home again I’m afraid!). I’d be more than happy to get the train to you instead though, she sticks me in prison here, she’s horrid and you’re best staying away from her! 🙄:))
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Love Orla
The jumpy-wumpiest pig in the Midlands 🦘:D
 
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