Dexter and Popcorn - the Album!

Yup I know this exercise thing doesn’t work for you lazy boys, I have a Luigi! It’s hard what us horrible owners put you through, I can’t imagine being so restrained. Cleo’s got her laptop on so I’ll pass on your details for the upcoming war gorgeous boys 😉x
 
Oh Dex and Pops 🤣🤣 sorry for laughing. We also had to endure the weight check AND a nail trim today. And this hooman was checking our bits, bobs and everything but the kitchen sink. I mean they’re called private for a reason aren’t they?! I’m sorry you had to suffer the indignity of the comparison. As for the words exercise and ‘personal trainer’ those are filthy words. You should scent Mark her every time she mentions them!

We will try harder next time, promise.
Toff (on behalf of Fudge, Chanel and Gu Coco) 🌿
 
Siikibam said:
Oh Dex and Pops 🤣🤣 sorry for laughing. We also had to endure the weight check AND a nail trim today. And this hooman was checking our bits, bobs and everything but the kitchen sink. I mean they’re called private for a reason aren’t they?! I’m sorry you had to suffer the indignity of the comparison. As for the words exercise and ‘personal trainer’ those are filthy words. You should scent Mark her every time she mentions them!

We will try harder next time, promise.
Toff (on behalf of Fudge, Chanel and Gu Coco) 🌿
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Thank you for your support, guys. We are sorry to hear you have also had a tough day. It’s just so unfair that we have to go through all of this. We’ve been extra good as well lately and this is how we are repaid. Outrageous! As we understand it, this nonsense happens once a week, so we’ve got another 6 days to come up with a revenge plan.....we’re thinking poops in the hair, down the t-shirt and in the shoes.....and that’s just for starters.....
 
Poops in shoes 🤣🤣 How about the sofa, does it have little nooks and crannies? I think mixing in some wee and smegma will really hit the spot as well. Drop a poo down the top followed by a few drops of wee to wet it. Walk down their chest and squash said poop. Then Mark them so they know who’s boss :sly:

Let us know how your plan goes.
 
So we are thinking that we need to take back our revenge plan. The slave just came out to us - she cuddled us both under the guise of checking if we need our nails clipped ... she could have checked that yesterday when annoying us then - but anyway, she’s just told us that she has just ordered our new shed. It’ll be approximately 10 weeks and then it’ll be here. There’s still plenty of time for her to annoy us again, but we are so excited about having our new shed, that we think we ought to be nice to her for a while....what do you all think? We’d not want for her to think she can get away with what she did yesterday but we also don’t want her to cancel the shed order....
 
Oh dear 🤭 I think your change of plan is very sensible. You can postpone your revenge once you’ve moved into your new digs. You will just have to grin and bear it for now, including putting up with her checking this, that and the other!

We will keep our paws crossed for you. Let us know if there are any other infringements of your rights. The GPU isn’t too busy these days.
 
Dear Dexter and Popcorn,

We like all timothy hay. If slave buys anything other than timothy or hay we have made our feelings known. You need to learn to put your paw down. If it means hunger strike (excluding the poops)then so be it. You’ll see them run so fast to get your favourite all they will be is a blur!

Love Toff, Fudge (sounded out), Chany and Coco
 
I’ve had an email to say that they are anticipating delivery and installation of the new piggy shed next weekend - we weren’t expecting it for another three/four weeks. Bit of a mad panic as we now only have this Sunday to take the current shed down....most concerned about finding somewhere to temporarily store everything particularly the five Haybox boxes which are currently in there! Luckily the overnight temperatures are going up considerably next week so the piggies will be fine in their hutch outside. Will post pictures when it’s up!
 
Piggies&buns said:
I’ve had an email to say that they are anticipating delivery and installation of the new piggy shed next weekend - we weren’t expecting it for another three/four weeks. Bit of a mad panic as we now only have this Sunday to take the current shed down....most concerned about finding somewhere to temporarily store everything particularly the five Haybox boxes which are currently in there! Luckily the overnight temperatures are going up considerably next week so the piggies will be fine in their hutch outside. Will post pictures when it’s up!
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How exciting! I have just had a very nice man come round to talk about a shed for ours. I'm sure he thinks I'm a bit nuts but he was very nice so now I'll just have to see how many children/kidneys I need to sell to fund it!
 
Well, the old piggy shed is down. The roof put up a bit of a fight but otherwise it went well! As expected, the concrete slab it was on has cracked right down the middle (we knew it was likely) and has a huge fall on one side. Luckily hubby is able to sort it out and relay a new base but time is tight.

Piggies are so used to me opening the hutch door and them having free access to the shed floor but now their hutch is outside for the week and they obviously cannot come out (unless I put them in their lawn run) so they are a bit confused!

Countdown to the new shed build is almost done!
 
New piggy shed is confirmed as being delivered and installed tomorrow! I’m excited but the piggies more so - they have not enjoyed their week camping in their hutch on the patio and are looking forward to having free roam of a shed again!
 
Piggies&buns said:
New piggy shed is confirmed as being delivered and installed tomorrow! I’m excited but the piggies more so - they have not enjoyed their week camping in their hutch on the patio and are looking forward to having free roam of a shed again!
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How exciting! I am just emailing a man about our shed, hopefully the weather will hold for your installation. 🤞
 
Spaghetti & Noodles said:
How exciting! I am just emailing a man about our shed, hopefully the weather will hold for your installation. 🤞
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Weather report says light showers tomorrow but it doesn’t look particularly great. The company don’t seem bothered about the weather though. I guess if they waited for fine weather in this country they’d never get any sheds built!
 
Piggies&buns said:
Weather report says light showers tomorrow but it doesn’t look particularly great. The company don’t seem bothered about the weather though. I guess if they waited for fine weather in this country they’d never get any sheds built!
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Very true! We have to sort out a base for ours but then hopeful i can get the nice man to come and build ours, not sure who will be happiest, hubby because they are not in his shed or piggles!
 
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Exciting! Hope the weather isn’t too bad. I need to clean the piggies out as well 🤞🏾 pictures of the work in progress if possible 😄
 
New shed!

A few things to do such as putting in the internal mesh door and kick board and putting up some shelves so I can get things off the top of the hutch but the boys are now fully moved in!
 

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Piggies&buns said:
New shed!

A few things to do such as putting in the internal mesh door and kick board and putting up some shelves so I can get things off the top of the hutch but the boys are now fully moved in!
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Looks amazing! I've asked for a stable door on mine too, may I ask the size of yours? Happy piggies hopefully!
 
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