Dear Piggies of the forum
Id like to ask you all to watch your hoomans. Mine has just made me so angry I'm planning a way to show my displeasure.
She weighs us every week and jots her notes down in a little weight book. She mutters something about that’s all fine, no losses, we then get a treat and released from the hell that is the scales bowl.
Anyway, the thing that really annoyed me is that she looked back in her little weight book and started to compare my weight from ‘a few pages ago’. She said she doesn’t normally do that, she normally only checks the last couple of lines in the book and that is why she says no losses, all fine and lets us go. Today was different. She said that she hadn’t really noticed how much bigger I was when compared to ‘a few pages ago‘. She said it’s been gradual and that’s probably why she hadn’t really noticed, she said she isn’t worried and that my ‘heft’ is absolutely fine and that Ive always been a chunky boy.
I feel rather insulted though - I mean, she’s spent months stuffing our hutch with so much hay to apparently keep us warm but all I saw was a lovely hay buffet wherever I turned. She can’t call me chunky after giving us all that - I’m 1.5kg of gorgeousness, not chunky...
So, what I'm warning you all of is when your hoomans get their books out and start turning more pages than normal, then run, nip, pee on them, anything to stop the long range comparison...It’s rather scary ....I heard the word ‘personal trainer’ so I need to look up what that means...
Love Popcorn
Ps. She had the audacity to cuddle me after the scales bowl today and then as I stupidly showed her I enjoyed it, she took a picture.