Betsy's Guinea Pigs

Help! I'm in Piggy Prison! I was lured out of Betsy's Bungalow where I was having a lovely evening nap by the promise of pea flakes. I was given 2 of them, then I was rudely piggynapped, had a drop of something put in my eye, then put in Piggy Prison where I was promptly given another pea flake and my apple chunks I'm guessing that in half an hour I'll have something else put in my eye before I'm allowed back in my hutch where hopefully a lovely warmie (Snugglesafe) and the rest of my supper (forage) will be waiting for me. Slave says I have to have eye drops and Visco tears for another 4 days until my eye is better. At least this time there is no hay hiding in my eye like last time, I just have haypoke. I don't understand how though as the hay that Slave has provided this time is lovely and soft and very yummy.

The One and Only Thea
 
Dear The One and Only Thea,
How very dare your Slave put you in piggy prison. Did she take you to the nasty vet place too? I don't like the nasty vet place, nothing of mine was deemed private!
It's good that you got apple chunks and pea flakes but were there no green beans on offer? Or yummy syringe stuff?
I think someone has stolen my yummy syringe stuff as I haven't had any since yesterday.
I hope you manage to get lots of poops and wees of protest on your Slave.
Yours in support,
Dignified Sir George X
 
Dear Dignified Sir George

My Slave did take me to the Nasty Vet Man who gave her the eye drops. No yummy syringe stuff this time.

I'm expert at poops of protest I can assure you. I've had lots of practice!

No green beans but my veggie supper was mixed lettuce leaf, red pepper, celery and cucumber. Slave is going shopping on Monday and I'll make sure that green beans are on the Shopping List.

Thanks for your support

The One and Only Thea
 
Viennese Furbabies said:
Dear One and Only Thea,
we are very sorry that you've got haypoke.
All paws crossed that you don't have to endure the treatment (and piggy prison) for long and that your eye will heal quickly.
Supportive wheeks from Tessy
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Dear Tessy

Thanks for your supportive wheaks. I hope I don't have to suffer piggy prison and the dreaded eyedrops for too long as well.

The One and Only Thea
 
CTWC said:
They're all lovely so what boar/sow numbers have you got? 😍
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Thank you. I have Misty and Bramble who are mother and daughter who are 2 years and 1 year old who I have been slave to for nearly a year. Old Diva Thea who has just turned 7, I have been slave to since November 2021.
 
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