@Adelyn's Piggies

Stella trying part of a green bean for the first time (she wasn't crazy about it, but she ate a little) 😍
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She found out that other piggies on this forum were enjoying this delicacy, and she wanted to try it :))
Clover got a little piece too, but like Stella, she didn't eat much :doh:
it’s always good to try new things girlies, some you’ll like, some may grow on you 🥕🥬🍉
 
Dear Stella and Clover

Oh dear, I see you are reduced to eating your cage! This is in direct contravention of several rules. One of these is Page 7, Subsection 4, Paragraph 2e of the Slave Training Manual "Ensure You Have Food At All Times" which states "Your Slave should never let you get so hungry you start to eat your cage".

I suggest you put your feet on your empty food bowl and wheek loudly to get your Slave's attention so she will come to see what the fuss is all about, notice that your food bowl has no food in it and hopefully will refill it, give you a treat, some veg or at the very least give you some more hay.

Hoomans are very stupid and your Slave may not take the hint. If this is the case you need more drastic action:-

  1. Hide in your hideys when your Slave is in your room this will worry her so she will feed you to make sure you are OK.
  2. Wheek very loudly at all times when your Slave is out of your room (preferably when she is on the phone or has a visitor) and she will come in and see what all the fuss is about and feed you just to shut you up.
  3. Turn around and show her your bums or look really cute - you know your Slave best so know how to get food out of her.
Yours hoping you never have to resort to eating your cage again.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear Stella and Clover

Oh dear, I see you are reduced to eating your cage! This is in direct contravention of several rules. One of these is Page 7, Subsection 4, Paragraph 2e of the Slave Training Manual "Ensure You Have Food At All Times" which states "Your Slave should never let you get so hungry you start to eat your cage".

I suggest you put your feet on your empty food bowl and wheek loudly to get your Slave's attention so she will come to see what the fuss is all about, notice that your food bowl has no food in it and hopefully will refill it, give you a treat, some veg or at the very least give you some more hay.

Hoomans are very stupid and your Slave may not take the hint. If this is the case you need more drastic action:-

  1. Hide in your hideys when your Slave is in your room this will worry her so she will feed you to make sure you are OK.
  2. Wheek very loudly at all times when your Slave is out of your room (preferably when she is on the phone or has a visitor) and she will come in and see what all the fuss is about and feed you just to shut you up.
  3. Turn around and show her your bums or look really cute - you know your Slave best so know how to get food out of her.
Yours hoping you never have to resort to eating your cage again.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
Thank you for your advice! We went into our hideys and Clover wheeked really loud. The slave felt so ashamed about neglecting us, she got us a piece of lettuce. We no longer have to eat our cage! Thanks again!

WHEEKS,

Clover and Stella

P.S. Where can we get the Slave Training Manual? It didn't come with the Slave.
 
Dear Stella and Clover,
I had the same problem as you in that there was absolutely no food in the cage and I too had to resort to eating the cage.
The One and Only Thea was very helpful.
Our slave did try to get away with telling us that there was still an enormous pile of hay in the cage but Priscilla wheeked very loudly to explain that the hay didn’t count as it had been there since forever.
We hope the advice helps you too.
Love from Micah & Priscilla
 
P.S. Where can we get the Slave Training Manual? It didn't come with the Slave.
Dear Stella and Clover

The Slave Training Manuals are only available after a lot of training with the GPU. There are so many of them that if they came with the Slave there would be no room for anything of the more important stuff of piggy keeping.

Yours hope you're not too disappointed

The One and ONly Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear Stella and Clover

The Slave Training Manuals are only available after a lot of training with the GPU. There are so many of them that if they came with the Slave there would be no room for anything of the more important stuff of piggy keeping.

Yours hope you're not too disappointed

The One and ONly Thea
Shop Steward
We're not that disappointed – reading a manual would take up precious sleeping time ;)
 
I had some spare time on Saturday, so I made a piggy grocery store :)) I put it in during floor time, they were a little confused on where the food was. Then Clover discovered the food was inside the box! (a.k.a Piggy Grocery Store.)

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Happily buying some lettuce :))
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La la la, just minding my own business. . . .
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Hey, stop! Paparazzi!
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Before:
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After:
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They had a great time buying all the food! :lol!:
 
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