Worst Song Lyrics!

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How about Call Me Al by Paul Simon, one of the lines sounds like, "far away, my welly blew up!"
 
Everyone likes sausages, lets just face it, vegan sausage, pork sausage, herb sausage, sausage sausge, :sly: sausage. Whatever your preference, we're all partical to a bit of sausage.
 
You cant beat a nice lorne sausage, bacon and fried egg soda bread sandwich - absolutely fantastic! :yahoo:
 
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:DI'm sure you all know this one: Billy Ocean - When the Going Gets Tough
Sounds like When you Go and get stuffed!

There was a lot of confusion over the lyrics to the Top Cat theme tune. "His close friends get to call him TC as long as its - Whipping the sea? Making the tea? No; With dignity".

I'm off to have my warm sausage tea now!
 
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La Isla Bonita... I always thought she said sack of potatoes.... and on another note what is a hopeless place... apparently people can fall in love there?
 
I'm glad we all agree on the sausage!

What about that "SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD A CAT?!"
 
All Saints lyrics "there's one question I want to know", made me want to scream every time I heard it, stupid woman knew the question, what she wanted to know the answer.
I've been singing the wrong words to Rods You Wear it Well for years, thought it was you can call Collette and wondered who she was, apparently it's call connect.

I've always thought sausages should be cube shaped, they wouldn't roll around on the grill pan!
 
Lyrics: I set fire to the rain, watched it pour as I touched your face.
Comment: Oh uh, hmm..... apparently deifying physics is just another of Adele's amazing talents.:cool:

Lyrics: Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.
Comment: Okay Pharell, very nice, but do you care to explain what exactly it feels like to be a roof-less room? Wet? I dunno....:hmm:
 
piggieminder said:
I've always thought sausages should be cube shaped, they wouldn't roll around on the grill pan!
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Bringing us some sausage logic! It's a good idea, I hate the burnt bits you get when they decide to only go on a certain side!
 
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there's a line in abba's The day before you came" that is known for its nonsensical meaning but i think that whole song is pure genius.

The line is : there's not, i think, a single episode of Dallas that i didn't see.

Which still makes perfect sense even though it's not a line that a native English speaker would ever say.

For anyone who knows this song, is it not the saddest ever written?!

Who is the person/thing that came? Open to interpretation but who or whatever it is hasn't made her any happier. The car is the perfect place to listen to this song as it's a full 6 minutes in length. I never much liked it when i first heard it (when i was a teenager) but i think it's one of those songs that carries more meaning as you get older. Pure genius and so very sad!
 
Lyric- ' cake by the ocean!' cake by the ocean!'
No idea who by but keep hearing it on the radio. I'm not being funny but cake by the ocean sounds like a culinary disaster, I mean if you drop it that bad boys gonna be covered in sand...surely you want an ice lolly by the ocean...?
 
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Whats that lyric by florence and the machine.... oh what isit, bummer.

OH! Its "I'm living on a sexy carpet" ?!? Like...surely she cant actually say that.... what on earth is she saying?!
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Shania Twain's "That don't impress me much"

"I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife"

every time, cannot get it out my head!
 
sport_billy said:
My favourite is

'I remove umbilicals' - Hot Chocolate - you sexy thing
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Hahahaha holy crap, does it actually say that?!

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Heart, I just died in your arms tonight,
Must have been some kind of cheeeeeese...
I should have walked awaaaay!
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Probably a smelly cheese!

gogoguineas said:
Lyric- ' cake by the ocean!' cake by the ocean!'
No idea who by but keep hearing it on the radio. I'm not being funny but cake by the ocean sounds like a culinary disaster, I mean if you drop it that bad boys gonna be covered in sand...surely you want an ice lolly by the ocean...?
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Oh god that made me laugh so much!
You should write to them, tell them of their culinary disaster! And that no logical person would eat cake by the ocean! It's ice lollies by the ocean! Or or even fish and chips by the ocean!
 
Lady Kelly said:
Shania Twain's "That don't impress me much"

"I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife"

every time, cannot get it out my head!
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oh... i thought it was
" i cant believe you kiss your car goodnight!"
dont know what it is now! :hmm:

REM's song... cant remember what its called for the minute but the one that goes ... possibly
called in to wake you
or
i am a baker
or
calling jamaica
or
colins a quaker

oh sidewinder its from

or fleetwood macs
line that says-
thunder only happens when its raining...

i beg to differ - it just annoys me - thunder can happen any when!XD
...or is that me just being boring?:zzz:
 
Lady Kelly said:
Shania Twain's "That don't impress me much"

"I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife"

every time, cannot get it out my head!
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I thought it was kiss your car at night... Like the dodgy channel 5 documentaries where you get some fella that can't get a girlfriend but does have a particularly lovely Ford Escort...
 
GPTV said:
oh... i thought it was
" i cant believe you kiss your car goodnight!"
dont know what it is now! :hmm:

REM's song... cant remember what its called for the minute but the one that goes ... possibly
called in to wake you
or
i am a baker
or
calling jamaica
or
colins a quaker

oh sidewinder its from

or fleetwood macs
line that says-
thunder only happens when its raining...

i beg to differ - it just annoys me - thunder can happen any when!XD
...or is that me just being boring?:zzz:
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I thought it was 'I cant believe you kiss your car at night' too lol
 
GPTV said:
oh...

or fleetwood macs
line that says-
thunder only happens when its raining...

i beg to differ - it just annoys me - thunder can happen any when!XD
...or is that me just being boring?:zzz:
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I don't think you're being boring - that one annoys me too.
I thought Hawkwind had a sewing machine for 30 years (was silver machine) and Rod Stewart sang about a Parsley Prince when it was apparently according to a friend who laughed at me recently paisley prints!
 
This is a well known one but, I can no longer sing it any other way. Even when I saw him live I sang these lyrics instead of he right ones hahaha.

Cut my life into pizza
I've got my plastic fork
oven baking, heavy breathing
don't give a f*** if it's carbs that I'm eating

*Head bangs*
 
oh & was listening in the car at lunch to the radio...
christina aqua-hairier or is it christines got malaria ? ;)
ok i know its not that but i dont know how to spell aguilara or whatever it is!

then lady Marmalade came on.... now seriously...wtf is that about... ok i get that its about kind of gents dance club if you know what i mean :whistle:

but gitchy gitchy mocha chocolate
something about cakes , cats & playing atari .... did they have those consoles in the days of the moulin rouge?
the little square ball floating across the tv screen & a little square bridge shape as a basic bat? Mustn't forget the beep too a few seconds after the square ball connected with the football post bat :xd:
i always wanted one of those high tech ones :)):fog:

sounds like the writer was high on something when they wrote it - lots of squeaky squeal'y lyrics too, nearly shattered & lost the car windows it was that high pitched!
plus the yeahh's & oooooohs added for good measure :shh:
:lol!:
 
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:D Desmond Decker - Israelites or is that "My ears are alight?" and what is he saving for breakfast? :))
 
Anyone remember kim wilde's view from a PIG?! View from a bridge it was supposed to be:))
 
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