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Holy moly I just had the shock of my pig motherhood!

Cleaned the boys, picked up Rodney & his willy was all hanging out huge! Like really massive. And it wouldn't budge.

I looked up on here & it said to hold a cold compress on it. Went to sort that, picked him up again & it's gone back in like normal.

Did he just have it out to clean or something?! I had no idea he was so well endowed!

It's away now, whereas when I was touching it it was solid.

Maybe he was excited?!

Goodness me!
 
Oh dear you've set me off :Ayociexp119: Maybe this is why there aren't many male piggie parents, they get jealous of the um 'well endowed' boys ;)
I've never had this happen but if it's gone down now I doubt it's anything to worry about like infection. He may just be a bit hormonal. I know Clive gets boar glue everywhere in his home, it's like a winter wonderland at all times.
 
You probably picked him up when he had been having a bit of action with it! I remember taking one of my boars to Simon when he had the same problem, and then had Simon explaining about erections, and telling me it would've been engorged with blood and that is why it wouldn't go back! All a bit embarrassing really :red :))
 
I sent a pic to my friend who has boys, it's happened to hers too. I think maybe he had been aroused! It was rock hard hahahahaha. It wasn't nasty looking or puss or anything just all hanging out & hard! By the time I went to get a basin of water to bathe it it's back to normal. In 2 years that's the first time I've seen his dinky all out, I feel like I just caught my teenage son or something! Hahaha
 
He is actually knackered & eating his supper in a lazy slobbish half lying down way.

The dirty boy!
 
PAMELAKT said:
I sent a pic to my friend who has boys, it's happened to hers too. I think maybe he had been aroused! It was rock hard hahahahaha. It wasn't nasty looking or puss or anything just all hanging out & hard! By the time I went to get a basin of water to bathe it it's back to normal. In 2 years that's the first time I've seen his dinky all out, I feel like I just caught my teenage son or something! Hahaha
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That's shocked me to the core haha. I was panicking thinking I'd have to get him to the vet tomorrow.

I'd expect that from my teenager Billy, not my 2 year old!

Deary me! Haha
 
Hahaha I have never experienced it before! I still can't believe how big it was! Haha
 
PAMELAKT said:
That's shocked me to the core haha. I was panicking thinking I'd have to get him to the vet tomorrow.

I'd expect that from my teenager Billy, not my 2 year old!

Deary me! Haha
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He must be channeling his inner Hugh Hefner.
 
Haha I remember when I took Terry to the vets once she got his bits out and cleaned them in front of my OH who was literally standing there like :o
Afterwards my OH kept commenting on it haha
 
Hahahahahaha it's weird he its s big yet is tucked away in there! I'm amazed!
 
Hahahahaha! I've never caught my boys with their.. ahem.. out! But i've had some major boar glue incidents! I would be so shocked! And it so would be like catching your son doing business LOOOL! I love Boars they are always entertaining! Hahahaha!

This reminds me of when I was about 9 years old.. I had a female hamster that my vet had given me and we were in a well known pet store (before the adoption centres started) and they had this male hamster in a cage with a sad story about why he was there. Well I've always been a sucker for a sad story even when I was 9 and I persuaded my parents to let me have him. I placed his cage next to the females cage and left him settle.. well the next morning he was flat out on his back and these two massive bulges near his tail! Me and my mother had no idea what was happened so my mum phoned my school to tell them I would be late as my hamster is sick. We go to the vet and he says "Madam, your hamster has an erection". My mum then took me to school and they were asking her what was wrong with my hamster! I bet I made everyones day that day!
 
Boar willies are a regular thing here with Hazelnut. I've caught him with sperm rods twice now and erections 3 times accompanied by his 2 horns as well. I have yet to see Peanut Butter's but I now he has one because he got boar glue all over Hazelnut once. I suspect all the 'winter wonderland" bits on the vet bed and in the cosies belong to PB as well. He just seems to be a bit more discreet than H. Aren't boars great!
 
Oh my god abbyguinea I just laughed out loud at my desk ,) madam your hamster has an erection! Hahahahahahahaha!

I've not experienced boar glue! Good grief. I am still chuckling about it, poor Rodney I was prodding & poking at it as well ;) hahaha.
 
Heh, this has made me smile :)

I've never seen 'big bits' or glue from Rory, although I do pull bits of hay out of it on a regular basis, so I don't what he does with it when I'm not looking!
 
lol this is so funny sorry i know i should not laugh
the more i read and find out about boys the more i wonder if
it,s such a good plan to get boys or should i just get girls lol
i wonder if giveing it a sharp tap works like that say it does on men he he
 
Hahahahahaha I think human men must feel insignificant :))

Don't let it put you off Belinda - boars are wonderful ;) x
 
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