WICKED PIGS ON TRIAL

Both of The Beastie Boys are happy to be jurors however, Sir George considers Master Boris would be unreliable......
Also....
Is it ethical for Miss Brambles relatives to be on the jury?....
OK so Misty Morning will step down and she is Miss Bramble's Mum.
The One and Only Thea would like to point out that she is no blood relative of Miss Bramble so thinks that she should still be on the jury as with her great age comes knowledge and experience.
 
I've lost count of how many jurors we've got now.

I'm not sure if Fuzzable intends to testify in his own defence or if he's going to leave that to his defence counsel.
Miss Bramble will have a quiet word with her Client and let him know that the jury will look more favourably on his case if he does testify as it proves he has nothing to hide. She hopes that he will follow her advice as it will mean he will be more likely to be found innocent of his alleged crime.
 
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I cannot tell a lie, it was I who bit through the tunnel strap.

I did it because I am the king and the boss and the most beautiful and handsome. I have all rights to bite and chew anything that comes into my domain. I don't recognise this court's authority because I am the Daddy. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *wiggles bottom majestically*
 
Now Fuzzable, whilst your honesty is to be applauded, I am trying to help to prove you innocent of everything that has been alleged that you have done. As your Union Rep I have posted you in a positive light all the way through your trial now you have just undone the Jury's belief that you have been wronged by your Slave and your brother. You are now at the mercy of the Jury I have done all I can and only hope that they see you are stressed out by the whole Trial and have been put such under duress that you've had to plead guilty of all offences.
 
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