Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
"Stripey, are you done pooping? I'd like to see your poop."
Things you say to your piggies, but would never say to a person
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Betsy
Anniversary Herd
"Bramble you really do have velcro hair and I'm sorry it's all tangled up and it hurts a bit when I comb it but I have to get all the hay and seeds out of it. Have you deliberately walked through a hedge backwards?"
Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
Stop, Chez, I have to see your anal sack.
Ramia
Adult Guinea Pig
*me wanting to make poo soup while Stripe is out of the cage. Stripe getting increasingly antsy*
"Chez, do a poo!"
"Chez, do a poo!"
Sweet Potato
Adult Guinea Pig
"THIS IS HUMAN FOOD"
having to make the distinction between human bedding and pig bedding and human food and pig food.
Also many variations of "where are my lovely fat boys"
Also "this is your side of the bars poo goes there. My side of the bars, no poo. Can we keep it that way for one day please we're having guests"
having to make the distinction between human bedding and pig bedding and human food and pig food.
Also many variations of "where are my lovely fat boys"
Also "this is your side of the bars poo goes there. My side of the bars, no poo. Can we keep it that way for one day please we're having guests"