I just saw a reddit post with similar title and I had a good laugh reading it. So I thought we can have some fun with it here too.
Here are some of mine:
Do you want to go back in your cage?
Be nice don't hump him.
Don't sniff his but.
Here comes the poo soup.
Your breath smells like poo.
poopy poop, so many poopy poops (And me being happy about it
)
Your bed smells like pee.
How did you got hay stuck in your bum?
Please don't pee/poop on me.
Here are some of mine:
Do you want to go back in your cage?
Be nice don't hump him.
Don't sniff his but.
Here comes the poo soup.
Your breath smells like poo.
poopy poop, so many poopy poops (And me being happy about it
![Grinning face with sweat :sweat_smile: 😅](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f605.png)
Your bed smells like pee.
How did you got hay stuck in your bum?
Please don't pee/poop on me.