Things I wish people knew 🙄

The Diva that is Thea is having to be topped up morning and evening atm because of the cold weather and her being 8 years old.

Slave: *puts bowl of syringe food in front of Thea*
Thea: OK Slave so you think that I'm going to lap it out of the bowl?
Slave: Go on Thea give it a try.
Thea: No way. I am a dignified Old Lady you put it in a syringe!
Slave: *sucks up syringe food into syringe gives it to Thea*
Thea: Om nom nom this is lovely stuff

So the moral of this story is don't expect a Diva Piggy to be undignified.
 
Truffle: always have a good pee before hair dressing time. Try to dribble on your slave a bit and get the scissors wet. Then when she puts you in the carrier while she cleans the wee off, which has gone everywhere, chew and claw the sides and wheek pitifully for mandatory lettuce and cucumber.
 
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