Spaghetti, Noodle and Mr Pig.

Today piggie friends we have spent most of our day in the run outside, we were quite pleased but also puzzled, the slaves seem to have slightly lost their minds, the big one muttered something about a good spring clean, odd seeing as it is summer. Imagine our surprise when whilst in our run the entire contents of our palace was also put outside! There was lots of muttering and sweeping sounds but when we have returned not only is our palace lovely and clean but it's moved around too and we seem to have more space! The slave said that when we go on holiday? (Whatever one of those is?) It'll not take long to clean ready for our return.
We hope everypig has had a good day

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Oh my goodness, that’s a real “spring” clean, I hope you enjoy your “holiday” SpaghettI, Noddle and Mr Pig 😁
 
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Today we have gone on our holiday, the slaves popped us in the carrier's and we are staying in a different shed at a different garden. It's not home but the slaves said we would be ok, we still get our veggies and hay and if it's nice we get to go out on the grass.
We had some extra cuddles and kisses before the slaves left us. The big slave said it is odd when there are no animals at home as the dogs have gone on holidays too.

We'll let you all know how it was on our return.

Lots of wheeks

Spaghetti, Noodle & Mr Pig xx
 
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Dear Spaghetti, Noodle and Mr Pig

We hear you have gone on holiday. We go on holiday to Aunty Lucy's Hotel. We like being on holiday. Aunty Lucy really spoils us and we get to go outside when the weather's nice. Slave doesn't let us go outside here because of the foxes (what ever they are but they sound scaaaary!). Slave says we are going on holiday to see Aunty Lucy again in 4 weeks.

We hope you enjoy your holiday.

Wheeks
Thea, Lexi and Meg
 
Good afternoon piggie friends,

We have returned from our holidays and can report that it was all ok, we were lucky enough to go out on grass almost everyday and we had nice food and hay.
The big slave was worried about the space because it's not like being at home but we were all fine, Mr Pig even spent time chatting to another boy piggie through the bars in his outdoor run, which probably made a change from talking to just us girls!

It is nice to be home. We have eaten lots of hay and pooped lots since we've been home just to reassure that we are ok. Hope everypig has had a good couple of wheeks.

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Dear GPU

We have a complaint regarding our slaves, yet again we were put into carriers and taken to the vet! This time for nothing! The vet said we had lovely nails and didn't require trimming, so why we had to endure our carrier and the car is beyond us, despite the humans saying it is good to have a check up.
Poor Mr Pig though, not only were his nails trimmed but one came off and it bled everywhere! The slaves had been keeping an eye on it as it did look a bit odd but that is besides the point, the vet man said he only knocked it and hadn't even tried to trim that one and had to go and get some special powder to make the bleeding stop. Mr Pig had red splotches all over his nice white fur and for good measure he made sure to bleed all over the boy slave who was holding him as well as the table!
So we went for no good reason and now Mr Pig has a sore foot 😔
Please advise on a course of action.

Regards
Spaghetti, Noodle and Mr Pig
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Dear Spaghetti, Noodle and Mr Pig

Being taken to the nasty vet man for no good reason is completely beyond the pale! And poor Mr Pig to have a sore foot. I hope he bit the nasty vet man for causing it. (Normally the GPU does not condone biting but this was an exception).

You need to make your Slave aware that you are very annoyed and unhappy with the situation you were put in.

1. You have to be hard for your Slave to catch by going to the furthest corner of your cage and running away quickly as soon as your Slave comes anywhere near you. (Don't be fooled by the "tasty treat in the Snugglesack" trick that Lexi falls for every time.)

2. I know it's hard but try not to beg for treats as soon as your Slave comes near the cage. This will worry her and she may chuck in something tasty to make sure you're all OK. Only when the treat arrives in your cage are you to eat it.

3. Wheek as loud as possible when your Slave is on the phone/watching tv/having a conversation so she can't think straight.

I hope this helps.

Yours in disbelief

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear Spaghetti, Noodle and Mr Pig

Being taken to the nasty vet man for no good reason is completely beyond the pale! And poor Mr Pig to have a sore foot. I hope he bit the nasty vet man for causing it. (Normally the GPU does not condone biting but this was an exception).

You need to make your Slave aware that you are very annoyed and unhappy with the situation you were put in.

1. You have to be hard for your Slave to catch by going to the furthest corner of your cage and running away quickly as soon as your Slave comes anywhere near you. (Don't be fooled by the "tasty treat in the Snugglesack" trick that Lexi falls for every time.)

2. I know it's hard but try not to beg for treats as soon as your Slave comes near the cage. This will worry her and she may chuck in something tasty to make sure you're all OK. Only when the treat arrives in your cage are you to eat it.

3. Wheek as loud as possible when your Slave is on the phone/watching tv/having a conversation so she can't think straight.

I hope this helps.

Yours in disbelief

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
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Thank you One and only Thea

We will try and follow your advice, Mr Pig did give the vet man a nip, I think more in surprise than actual meant to, hopefully the nail will grow back.

S,N & P
 
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Just thought we'd pop in to say hello 👋
We are all well currently and enjoying pottering around our shed, we were very pleased to be given some sticky weed and a dandelion flower each yesterday and are hoping for more of the same today, the big slave says it's getting warmer and sunnier so we might be able to start going out on the grass again soon. 🌼
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Is this also something we can eat? The slave thinks it might be?
Lots of wheeks
Spaghetti, Noodle and Mr Pig
 
That weed is not in my book of forage plants. I will be interested to see what other's think.
 
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