Riddles!

Correct @Squeakz
Here's another for the old grey matter (not too hard .... easing everyone gently still)

I come out at night without being called and I am lost in the day without being stolen. What am I?
The moon - or the stars.

What can go up the chimney down, but can't go down the chimney up?
 
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
 
A man is looking at a picture and says - Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father, is my father's son. Who's in the picture?
 
A man is looking at a picture and says - Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father, is my father's son. Who's in the picture?

It's the man?

Now for an easy classic!

I have a face but no nose, I have hands but no arms and I stand with no legs. What am I?
 
It's the problem of the old grey matter again! @rome_italy (its what we call the brain sometimes here in England)

How about this one .....

I run up and down stairs without moving! What am I?
 
I travel on land and in sea but I cannot walk nor swim. I'm never far from home and my foot has no toes. What am I?
 
ok. It is time for the silliest italian riddles!!!
Look at this picture, this was the legendary car by FIAT, here known as "The 500"
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how do you arrange 4 elephants into this car?
 
If it is the same as the Mini joke, then the answer is , 2 in the front and 2 in the back. But I'm probably wrong!

Here are two of mine - better spoken out loud really but ..

How do you get to Whales in a car?
and
(this one needs a Black Country accent) What is the difference between a buffalo and a Bison?
 
If it is the same as the Mini joke, then the answer is , 2 in the front and 2 in the back. But I'm probably wrong!

Here are two of mine - better spoken out loud really but ..

How do you get to Whales in car?
and
(this one needs a Black Country accent) What is the difference between a buffalo and a Bison?
heheh! you are right
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and the silly riddle would go on with the question "how can you know if 4 elephants have gone to the cinema?"
the answer is "there is the 500 parked outside":))
 
If it is the same as the Mini joke, then the answer is , 2 in the front and 2 in the back. But I'm probably wrong!

Here are two of mine - better spoken out loud really but ..

How do you get to Whales in a car?
and
(this one needs a Black Country accent) What is the difference between a buffalo and a Bison?
I think 1. You need to take the elephants out, and 2. You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
 
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