Pull a cracker

[Flutterby]

The best thing to come out of a cracker. A fortune telling fish. Place it in your palm and it will tell your fortune...... A highly prized cracker prize

Oh right

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@Lady Kelly oh the fun to be had with your gift

 

[VickiA]

@rp1993 a small pack of crayons to keep you entertained at the table!View attachment 192164

No drawing on the table cloth, missy....

 

[VickiA]

@Lady Kelly oh the fun to be had with your gift

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Well, she is the Poirot of the forum, sniffing out the underage users and the mischief makers

 

[VickiA]

Oh right

You don't seem overly thrilled. Want to swap?

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

The best thing to come out of a cracker. A fortune telling fish. Place it in your palm and it will tell your fortune...... A highly prized cracker prize

Exactly - normally @Flutterby Ruth you get the worse things hehe but I was being kind and giving you the absolute best - a cellophane red fish you put in your palm that curls up to tell you your future.

 

[Flutterby]

You don't seem overly thrilled. Want to swap?

Exactly - normally @Flutterby Ruth you get the worse things hehe but I was being kind and giving you the absolute best - a cellophane red fish you put in your palm that curls up to tell you your future.

OMG I've just realised what it is. I have had them before lol! Thank you

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@David Piggie Lover a nail file for you

 

[VickiA]

OMG I've just realised what it is. I have had them before lol! Thank you

Damn. I was hoping to swap before you realised you had struck cracker gold. The hours of fun finding out who's in love and who's dead.....

 

[Flutterby]

Damn. I was hoping to swap before you realised you had struck cracker gold. The hours of fun finding out who's in love and who's dead.....

 

[Lady Kelly]

@Lady Kelly oh the fun to be had with your gift

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Awesome, just what I need to disguise the real one I'm growing

 

[GPTV]

Awesome, just what I need to disguise the real one I'm growing

Covid masks do have the occasional benefits... I've only had to pluck my annoying old lady beard/moustache spikes a few times since covid but not even mines that Charlie Chaplin looking!
Don't wear it for too long or the nose clip will make your eyes water!

Please can I have a cracker pull too @Mrs Sport_Billy?
Fingers crossed for a second fishy x

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

Sorry all out of fish but in case you need to do some emergency DIY on xmas day - a tiny useless screwdriver

 

[Siikibam]

Yes please.

 

[VickiA]

Sorry all out of fish but in case you need to do some emergency DIY on xmas day - a tiny useless screwdriverView attachment 192208

great for fixing glasses.. Just a shame you can never find one when you need one

 

[flowerfairy]

Ooo crackers. Brilliant idea.

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

What's this@Siikibam? a small incredibly thin cardboard jigsaw you say

 

[Rivervixen]

Yes please

 

[AidaB]

May I have a turn pls?

 

[Siikibam]

What's this@Siikibam? a small incredibly thin cardboard jigsaw you sayView attachment 192213

Ooh thank you

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@flowerfairy a very unsturdy yo yo for you

 

[h_and_piggies]

Can I have a turn please?

 

[VickiA]

What's this@Siikibam? a small incredibly thin cardboard jigsaw you sayView attachment 192213

Great for moments of fun completing jigsaws in between the gravy and custard splashes on the Xmas table cloth

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@Rivervixen a paper hat for you

 

[VickiA]

@flowerfairy a very unsturdy yo yo for you
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The cause of many a trip to A & E over the festive period

 

[Hannah_xx]

Can I pull a cracker please

 

[Mrs Sport_Billy]

@AidaB a tiny useless notepad is all yours

 

[teddymouse]

May l pull a cracker please.

 

[VickiA]

Have we had the toenail clippers yet? the ones for teeny tiny toes?

 

[GPTV]

great for fixing glasses.. Just a shame you can never find one when you need one

A good reserve prezzie ... I like practical things...
Its also difficult to put the screw back in glasses, because if you can see well enough to find the darn screw, you'd definitely struggle to put the screw back in without wearing glasses to see what we're doing in the first place... & I'm only supposed to wear them for VDU use generally lol!