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Dear Baby No Name

Of course I can welcome you - all piggies are welcome to join. As the youngest member though there are a few rules to follow:-
  1. You need to let Posh be your Mentor and learn from her.
  2. You need to let you Slave know that she is your Slave and has to cater to your every whim.
  3. You need to learn how to wheak really loudly to get what you want.
  4. When you are fully grown do not push Posh around. She is your Mentor and Senior and has to be treated with respect.
Your friend

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear Baby No Name

Of course I can welcome you - all piggies are welcome to join. As the youngest member though there are a few rules to follow:-
  1. You need to let Posh be your Mentor and learn from her.
  2. You need to let you Slave know that she is your Slave and has to cater to your every whim.
  3. You need to learn how to wheak really loudly to get what you want.
  4. When you are fully grown do not push Posh around. She is your Mentor and Senior and has to be treated with respect.
Your friend

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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And baby no name stay away from the boars galore thread 🫣
 
LucyP said:
It sounds like Posh and baby are doing great!

I love how piggies pick up the habits of their friends. Our Winnie never used to bar bite, but since Mabel arrived she quickly picked it up…although Winnie’s version is a gentle and polite tapping of the teeth on the bars, compared to Mabel’s more manic ‘banging the walls down’ approach 🤪
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yes Bill and Ted rarely bit the bars. Nor Ginger and Posh, then slings comes Hector and teaches everyone, it is funny how one pig passes it down the line 🙄
 
Betsy said:
Dear Baby No Name

Of course I can welcome you - all piggies are welcome to join. As the youngest member though there are a few rules to follow:-
  1. You need to let Posh be your Mentor and learn from her.
  2. You need to let you Slave know that she is your Slave and has to cater to your every whim.
  3. You need to learn how to wheak really loudly to get what you want.
  4. When you are fully grown do not push Posh around. She is your Mentor and Senior and has to be treated with respect.
Your friend

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Dear Miss Bramble

Will try my hardest at all those points.

I am learning to raise my head quickly when I get in Posh’s face. posh is being very patient with me
I am trying not to bag Posh’s favourite place to sleep but she is giving in to me sometimes which I appreciate
I already have the “big beardy” slave wrapped around my little finger dotting on my every need and the other keeps making silly cooing noises and wanting to pet me but I’m a little unsure about that just now. They are BIG beasts aren’t they!
I love my Mentor Posh and will try and be good when I’m a teenager, although you know what teenagers are like 😈😈😈 and I am a rather cheeky little lady with lots of character so I will try really hard

Yours, Baby no name
 
Dear Posh and Baby no name,
I see you are letting the side down with demanding breakfast at 8.30, that is far too late. I start bar chewing at 5.00am, if no response by 5.30 the other boys join in. I like to grab the bars and give the grids a good shake and scream at the top of my voice. You two are far to kind to your slaves, they should be running around seeing to your every need far earlier.
With kind regards,
Red.
 
Dear Posh and Baby No Name,
Welcome to the forum family little lady and well done for learning to bar chew so quickly. Take no notice of Red. You get up when you want, even though you definitely don't need your beauty sleep.
We don't like it when The Mummy Slave gets up too early as we like our sleep.
They are big beasts but they are very useful especially if they think we love them.
Yours with rumbles and kisses to Posh,
Dignified Sir George and Mischievous Master Boris x
 
Dear Red, owner of slave @piggieminder Mischievous Master Boris and Dignified Sir George owner of slave @fluffysal firstly being the First Lady of the house I do like my beauty sleep I really do need quite a lot, you see you don’t get as gorgeous as me waking up at 5.30 am do you 🥰 I am a glamour puss as you know boys
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But after saying that I do like my breakfast delivered at the reasonably civilised time, around 8.00 am. I am training my young charge to expect the same quality treatment too. I’m generally far too ladylike to wheek loudly as it’s rather demeaning. I prefer to show my displeasure by giving slave a quick nip or a very wet lap by luring her in to thinking I actually like her company, she is a slave and she’s very useful but really she takes it too far. I can take or leave her to be honest, she’s rather needy which is so vulgar. I’m teaching “no name” to view her with a healthy amount of contempt too

I’ve posted a pin up of myself to keep you boys happy and to show that even at late middle age I’ve still got! ❤️❤️❤️
 
Dear Glamorous, Gorgeous Posh, :love:
The boys and I like to have breakfast early so we can go back to sleep until 10, we need our handsomeness sleep! At 10am Brillo and I have our medication and we all have a pile of grass. Then it's sleep time again until we wake at 4pm for pellets. We like to have a run around then, meds again at 10pm and veggies. After veggies it's bed time, so you see we keep our slaves on their toes and still get plenty of sleep to keep us the most handsome boars on the planet.
Yours forever, Red. x
 
piggieminder said:
Dear Glamorous, Gorgeous Posh, :love:
The boys and I like to have breakfast early so we can go back to sleep until 10, we need our handsomeness sleep! At 10am Brillo and I have our medication and we all have a pile of grass. Then it's sleep time again until we wake at 4pm for pellets. We like to have a run around then, meds again at 10pm and veggies. After veggies it's bed time, so you see we keep our slaves on their toes and still get plenty of sleep to keep us the most handsome boars on the planet.
Yours forever, Red. x
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Oh Red, I see you all get plenty of beauty sleep and I know you are the most handsome of boars. You are such lucky boys if you are getting metacam? I’d like it with every meal if I could but slave says no, it’s only for aches and pains and you don’t need any. I shall have to learn to limp then perhaps she might let me have some

Keep handsome boys 💋 💋
 
Hello Baby no name here

After much consideration, the beardy slave has decided to call me Tilly (aka Professor Marmalade) an accolade from slaves grandkids taken from a film I have not seen. I am an intelligent little piggie so I’m happy with that, although I won’t use my full title on a daily basis, just for grand occasions. So it will be Tilly for everyday use

Just having a quick cuddle here with gooey slave, she’s not so scary after all

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Bill & Ted said:
Hello Baby no name here

After much consideration, the beardy slave has decided to call me Tilly (aka Professor Marmalade) an accolade from slaves grandkids taken from a film I have not seen. I am an intelligent little piggie so I’m happy with that, although I won’t use my full title on a daily basis, just for grand occasions. So it will be Tilly for everyday use

Just having a quick cuddle here with gooey slave, she’s not so scary after all
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Dear Professor Marmalade,
You certainly deserve that title. It's obvious that you are very clever to figure out already that doing "cute" things like sleeping on your slave will get you lots of extra treats. Most of us don't learn that until we are much older.
Well done on the amazing progress.
Please pass on kisses to Posh, you will also get some when you are older.
Yours in awe,
Dignified Sir George and Mischievous Master Boris
 
What a gorgeous name little Tilly and a beautiful piggy! I had a PEW as a child and always have a soft spot for them. This thread is delightful
 
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