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Last night I had Smudge out for just over an hour. He fired out 31 torpedoes in the first 20 minutes! After this initial burst there was just the odd one. I know guinea pigs are well known poop machines but Smudge takes the mick!
 
Lol! My Amina does that. When I hold her she usually does around 20!
 
My piggies aren't so bad but one of my chinchillas is worst, in a 20 minute play session i counted 48 the other day, the other does non its all down to one little monkey :))
 
Charlie does this, all my other pigs are polite enough to wriggle about and squeak when they want to go...but Charlie just pees everywhere and fires out so much poop. I have to go round and hoover after him when hes out of the cage. He will go on newspaper sometimes though, the other day he was racing round the hallway and went quiet for a minute. Went to see what he was doing and he had peed all over the newspaper that had just come through the door!
 
My Bella starts plopping around 5 mins of being held, she is about 5 and a half years old though so I can't blame her :)
 
janew said:
Last night I had Smudge out for just over an hour. He fired out 31 torpedoes in the first 20 minutes! After this initial burst there was just the odd one. I know guinea pigs are well known poop machines but Smudge takes the mick!
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OMG! He is a tube on legs lol! Meggy Moo is a poo machine too :))

piggyfan said:
Lol! My Amina does that. When I hold her she usually does around 20!
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Why do they always do it when being held?! :))

degu_rock said:
My piggies aren't so bad but one of my chinchillas is worst, in a 20 minute play session i counted 48 the other day, the other does non its all down to one little monkey :))
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he he, that has to be some kind of poop record....

Kenzo said:
Charlie does this, all my other pigs are polite enough to wriggle about and squeak when they want to go...but Charlie just pees everywhere and fires out so much poop. I have to go round and hoover after him when hes out of the cage. He will go on newspaper sometimes though, the other day he was racing round the hallway and went quiet for a minute. Went to see what he was doing and he had peed all over the newspaper that had just come through the door!
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:)) You are his slave after all piggies rolleyes

KaitRoo said:
My Bella starts plopping around 5 mins of being held, she is about 5 and a half years old though so I can't blame her
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Our old girl used to just do one when on your lap - she was very conservative. Our current girls apart from Meg will ask to go back before they poo and wee

Piggywiggys said:
haha this made me giggle! Counting poop! ha x
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Only piggy people would do this.... :))
 
sport_billy said:
Our old girl used to just do one when on your lap - she was very conservative. Our current girls apart from Meg will ask to go back before they poo and wee
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Aww, yes my others are quite good at asking, it's just whether or not I choose to obey their clothe pulling demands! I love cuddles with them so much I hate putting them back hehe!
 
Rosie is a poo-machine and doesn't warn you when she needs to go, so I always have my waterproof lap pad under her when I hold her.

The other day she felt a bit podgy and a little gassy- we had got some of the excel food cubes to try as a treat so I think she had wolfed a bit too much of that at once.
I had her sat on my knee and was rubbing her tummy getting a bit worried incase she was bloated as she hadn't pooped yet (After about 5 minutes), then after about 30 minutes, if she had done one poop she had done about 20 in a minute rolleyes.
 
'then after about 30 minutes, if she had done one poop she had done about 20 in a minute'

...and I bet you were incredibly relieved to see all that poo! I know I would have been!
 
Teehee! What a great post. My piggies are poop monsters. I shall have to count when I have them out tomorrow. They can have a poop competition.Ha x
 
KaitRoo said:
Aww, yes my others are quite good at asking, it's just whether or not I choose to obey their clothe pulling demands! I love cuddles with them so much I hate putting them back hehe!
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Clothes pullers! Ours teeth chatter,Putt used to reverse backwards then you'd have 10 seconds...

klee said:
Rosie is a poo-machine and doesn't warn you when she needs to go, so I always have my waterproof lap pad under her when I hold her.

The other day she felt a bit podgy and a little gassy- we had got some of the excel food cubes to try as a treat so I think she had wolfed a bit too much of that at once.
I had her sat on my knee and was rubbing her tummy getting a bit worried incase she was bloated as she hadn't pooped yet (After about 5 minutes), then after about 30 minutes, if she had done one poop she had done about 20 in a minute rolleyes.
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Aww bless Rosie, she is such a sweetie x) and a poo machine!

Sarah from Chucklebunnies said:
'then after about 30 minutes, if she had done one poop she had done about 20 in a minute'

...and I bet you were incredibly relieved to see all that poo! I know I would have been!
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I always like seeing piggie poo, having had a bloaty piggie, I get obsessed by it.

amd1985 said:
Teehee! What a great post. My piggies are poop monsters. I shall have to count when I have them out tomorrow. They can have a poop competition.Ha x
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Think it'll be a tight competition, judging by this thread.
 
Biscuit managed 16 today whereas BonBon wasnt as up for it with a disappointing 7. Told them they have some stiff competition andneed to get practising haha x
 
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