Clare, I'm sure that you are a very interesting lady...
You love piggies for a start!
I'm getting wed in a hotel in Dorset.
I'm trying to lose weight for a nice frock, but ive just accidentally eaten a pice of cake
It fell into my mouth - honest!
I colleague had put it there despite me saying NO! NO CAKE!
And then I went to the toilet and when i came back I tripped up over the carpet and landed face down on my desk and my mouth went over the cake and it slipped right in
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