Pepper & Pringles Thread

Someone is sporting a new boar glue lip accessory…
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I have rubbed it with some olive oil to see if it would come off but it wouldn’t so leaving it for him to sort out!
Must be from the nightmare he had about you chopping his hair…he dreamt he was losing his…boarness
 
Grass deliveroo, love it :))
Ooh you lucky beggars, that looks amazing! Hope you have a brilliant time! :D And the boys have fun being spoilt too! x
 
We are back!
The boys spent all of yesterday stuffing their faces so their holiday doesn’t seem to have affected them!
Pringle has a little chip on one of his front teeth that I will be keeping an eye on but it doesn’t seem to be bothering him!
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Welcome home boys! Lovely to see you again.

I bet you had an awful time in the Maldives @rp1993 and you'll go again just to make sure how bad it is! 🤣 🤣
It was absolutely awful 😂😂 I just need to persuade the OH to go again as he complained it was far to hot and got sun burnt!
It’s the most incredible picture perfect place although we did leave in the middle of a storm which was interesting on a tiny sea plane!
 
It was absolutely awful 😂😂 I just need to persuade the OH to go again as he complained it was far to hot and got sun burnt!
It’s the most incredible picture perfect place although we did leave in the middle of a storm which was interesting on a tiny sea plane!
It is truly an awful place to visit, in mean who wants beautiful beaches, stunning sea....I could go on! We've been lucky enough to go twice, the only thing I wasn't keen on was the sea plane but I don't enjoy flying at all. 🏝️🏝️ Would I go tomorrow if somebody said I could ? Yep I have my passport ready!
 
It is truly an awful place to visit, in mean who wants beautiful beaches, stunning sea....I could go on! We've been lucky enough to go twice, the only thing I wasn't keen on was the sea plane but I don't enjoy flying at all. 🏝️🏝️ Would I go tomorrow if somebody said I could ? Yep I have my passport ready!
We were certainly a bit nervous about the sea plane too, but it was quiet enjoyable in a hot, cramped and noisy kind of way! I think I would pick a speed boat island if I went again! May just leave my suitcase on standby just in case 😂
 
Dear Pepper and Pringle

I have heard that Piggy Daddy Slave was on dinner duty tonight but did not feed you. I have seen the evidence in some photos where you, Pepper are clearly asking to be fed and are being completely ignored! Pringle, you are also doing a very good job of asking for food too. I hope you were wheaking loudly!

This is simply not on! It is in contravention of Rule No 3, Subsection 2, Paragraph 7a of the "How to get food as soon as you ask for it" rule book which clearly states "Under no circumstances should your pleas for food not be answered by Slaves and the arrival of the aforementioned food must be imminent".

You must both wheak as loudly as possible when Daddy Piggy Slave is trying to do something else as this will really annoy him especially if he is on the phone, listening to music or watching TV. Then Piggy Daddy Slave will feed you just to shut you up.

Yours in anticipation that you never go hungry again.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward.
 
Dear The One and Only Thea

Thank you for taking our complaint about not been fed to the GPU, we will ensure we make lots of noise and mess in our cage to annoy pig Dad to let him know how displeased we were!

Pepper & Pringle
 
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