(Whispers "bitch..." Can I say that with a smile?!)
YES I STILL HAVE A BACKYARD FULL OF SNOW! With more added today due to some mid morning flurries!
*As far as the pool, I couldn't tell you if it's there or not, since, I SERIOUSLY CAN'T SEE IT! FOR REAL- the ENTIRE YARD IS FULL, TO THE TOP OF THE FENCE, WITH F*@%#ING SNOW!
(Goes off to cry in a corner...)
*The first person to either ask me if I wanna build a goddamn snowman OR even attempt to start singing "let it go" is gonna get punched in the face...