Ouch! Poor Christian HUGE Sperm Rod

[alpacasqueak]

Lol. Bernie has smelt quite funky lately! You know what, a few nights ago, he smelled like doughnuts, i do not know how or why

I think he's been sneaking off getting tasty midnight munchies for him and Dot really!
Umm, donuts

 

[alpacasqueak]

Sorry Homer Simpson quote there!

 

[DMS260820]

I think he's been sneaking off getting tasty midnight munchies for him and Dot really!
Umm, donuts

Possibly lol , my street leads to a bridge straight into tesco

 

[alpacasqueak]

Possibly lol , my street leads to a bridge straight into tesco

Yep, definitely should be checking local CCTV, two gorgeous thieves with their pinching backpacks on
Look for wrappers in the morning!

Actually, they're normally paper bags, easy to munch, oh now I get it good plan pigs!

 

[eileen]

@Betsy that is better out than in ! but necessary to clean boar bits regularly !

 

[DMS260820]

I just pressed that button above his little fella , and yea he hated it. I think i got it half way out, no rod or anything. What i could see, did look clean

 

[DMS260820]

Yep, definitely should be checking local CCTV, two gorgeous thieves with their pinching backpacks on
Look for wrappers in the morning!

Actually, they're normally paper bags, easy to munch, oh now I get it good plan pigs!

Krispy kreme. At a little roundabout near our tesco, a krisy kreme van driver actually rolled it on its side and donuts all came out hahaha. He was ok, the donut.

How did i manage to turn a sperm thread into food worrying

 

[alpacasqueak]

Yeah that was quite a change from original chat, sorry about that!
Just piggy thieves is a funny image!

 

[DMS260820]

Yeah that was quite a change from original chat, sorry about that!
Just piggy thieves is a funny image!

It was me lol