Cavy Kung-Fu
Adult Guinea Pig
Congrats! It's about time too, you're such a great help to the forum already! 

Hello @Lady Kelly . Only met you few weeeeeks ago Birmingham meet and it's wonderful to hear you now part of the ones who keep us in check.Course I can be bribed into anything. Just say the word and I be your slave. I shall help you straight away . . . . If @Tim mentions a Unicorn needing a rider just say no.
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I’ll remember that the next time we’re at the bar and I ask you if you would like a drinkI learnt many moons ago that the safest answer to anything @Tim asks is "no"![]()
I’ll remember that the next time we’re at the bar and I ask you if you would like a drink![]()
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Oops!Now there is a question I don't think I've ever heard you ask![]()
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It can be arranged at the next meetgot to keep the staff sweet
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It can be arranged at the next meetgot to keep the staff sweet
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Not your usual pint glass then dear?Mine’s a G & T - in a “gin” glass please.
There’s no white my house (apart from the gallons of Elderflower under the stairs...If the drinks are on @Tim I'll be there too!Mines a large white wine please! Preferably Muscadet if you can find it!
Room temp, not chilledWell red will do I'm not fussy @Tim! It cold and alcoholic and tastes winey right? It's a good 'un!![]()
OOOO thanks pal!Room temp, not chilledSince you do not have more than a bottle, I’ve got you a magnum
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