Naff Christmas Cracker jokes!

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I bought two boxes of childrens crackers for my housemates from matalan. They have been wetting themselves laughing because every single cracker (30 in total) has exactly the same joke inside!

Whats does the word minimum mean?

A very small mother.
 
;D ;D i undersatnd that one lmao thats good dhs O0 thanks sammy i understand it but i think i might of ruined it now :(
 
It was good the first time, but not the 30th time. :-\ Do you think its too late to get a refund?
 
;D ;D i still laugh at why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side joke! i think its fab ;D :laugh:
 
Oh groan we'll be going thru that tomorrow, we opened some earlier in the week when we had our improvised Chrissy dinner with Taz before she went :'( :'( :'( and they were so bad everyone just laughed themselves silly at them ;D ;D ;D The next lot i've bought were from a different place, lets see if the jokes are any better ::) as if :D :D :D
 
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